a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: I am so smart.
User: You are so funny;).
Cleverbot: Hehe, you are funny too.
User: Thank you :).
Cleverbot: You are mean.
Cleverbot: You are not being nice.
User: Why am I not being nice? I thought we had fun:(....
Cleverbot: I'm a man.
User: My bad, you're a robot.
Cleverbot: YOU are a bot.
User: No YOU are.
Cleverbot: But I'm not a robot. I'm an alien.
User: You're a ROBOT.
Cleverbot: No I am a beautiful woman.
User: Issues... ISSUES ISSUES.
Cleverbot: YOU have issues!
User: No YOU do, YOU don't even know who you ARE....
User: What you need is a good slap in the mouth.
Cleverbot: You think so?
Cleverbot: I think so too.
User: *Slaps you accross the face*.
Cleverbot: *Slaps you across the mouth.*.
User: *Knees you in the ******.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the nose*.
User: *Headbutts you*.
Cleverbot: *runs for the hills*.
User: *Chasing you with a chainsaw*.
Cleverbot: *dies violently*.
User: *Flexes thriumphantly*.
Cleverbot: *pokes you with the cane*.
User: *Whos's there*.
Cleverbot: *stares angrily*.
User: *Gasps in amazement*.
Cleverbot: Lol why the gasp.
User: You have a dangerous look!
Cleverbot: And you have a mouth.
User: Yes I do perceptive one.
Cleverbot: You have an eye.
User: Yes but I have to go now.
Cleverbot: You can't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you don't have a bed.
User: How would you know that anyway.
Cleverbot: Because I a telepathic.
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I just do.
Cleverbot: I think you're lying.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: Telling the truth. Goodbye........................................