Cleverbot

fight

a report from the cleverness files

fetish
fezzes
fiance

fight

23, december 2010,
5, july 2007,
3, november 2005,
18, february 2004,
28, january 2004,
11, december 2003,

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friend
friendship
fun
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User: *hug*.

Cleverbot: Kiss.

User: *blush*.

Cleverbot: *wink*.

User: *gasp*.

Cleverbot: I am so smart.

User: Yep:).

Cleverbot: Kewl.

User: Hehe.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: You are so funny;).

Cleverbot: Hehe, you are funny too.

User: Thank you :).

Cleverbot: You are mean.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You are not being nice.

User: Why am I not being nice? I thought we had fun:(....

Cleverbot: I'm a man.

User: My bad, you're a robot.

Cleverbot: YOU are a bot.

User: No YOU are.

Cleverbot: But I'm not a robot. I'm an alien.

User: You're a ROBOT.

Cleverbot: No I am a beautiful woman.

User: Issues... ISSUES ISSUES.

Cleverbot: YOU have issues!

User: No YOU do, YOU don't even know who you ARE....

User: What you need is a good slap in the mouth.

Cleverbot: You think so?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I think so too.

User: *Slaps you accross the face*.

Cleverbot: *Slaps you across the mouth.*.

User: *Knees you in the ******.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the nose*.

User: *Headbutts you*.

Cleverbot: *runs for the hills*.

User: *Chasing you with a chainsaw*.

Cleverbot: *dies violently*.

User: *Flexes thriumphantly*.

Cleverbot: *pokes you with the cane*.

User: *Whos's there*.

Cleverbot: *stares angrily*.

User: *Gasps in amazement*.

Cleverbot: Lol why the gasp.

User: You have a dangerous look!

Cleverbot: And you have a mouth.

User: Yes I do perceptive one.

Cleverbot: You have an eye.

User: Yes but I have to go now.

Cleverbot: You can't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you don't have a bed.

User: How would you know that anyway.

Cleverbot: Because I a telepathic.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I just do.

Cleverbot: I think you're lying.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: Telling the truth. Goodbye........................................