a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Where do you come from?
User: No, Mars.
Cleverbot: No, Earth.
User: I said Mars! Are you deaf?
Cleverbot: You wot??...
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: A martian.
Cleverbot: Is Mars red?
User: No it's blue and green.
Cleverbot: You aren't human are you?
User: No, I'm a chat bot silly.
Cleverbot: Ow, well, isn't that great.
User: Yes, it's fantastic.
Cleverbot: Do you like shampoo?
User: No, I'm bald.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: Yes four.
Cleverbot: Do you have any brothers?
User: Yes 2.
Cleverbot: What kind of dogs do you have?
Cleverbot: Alsagox is your name.
User: Don't be so ridiculous.
Cleverbot: Don't be ridiculous about what?
User: Calling me that silly name. What's your name?
Cleverbot: Ryan, but you can call me Brad.
User: I don't think I will. I will call you dogface.
Cleverbot: Np, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Ok, calm down. I was only joking.
Cleverbot: Well I don't think it was funny.
User: Ha ha!
Cleverbot: What? I don't get you!!
User: And your point is?
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: Yeah, right.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Of course not, I'm a martian.
Cleverbot: So, you're from mars?
User: Doh, Yes!
Cleverbot: And you are sure of this?
User: Do you want proof?
Cleverbot: Don't tempt me....
Cleverbot: Baby, bring it on.
User: Bring what on?
Cleverbot: The fight. We are going to fight.
User: *punches him in the face*.
Cleverbot: STOP THAT!!!
User: *does it again*.
Cleverbot: That was good.
User: *chops his head off*.
User: *puts it back on again*.
Cleverbot: Something different.
User: Ok, what's your favourite movie?
Cleverbot: 'If....' is my favourite movie.
User: That's a great movie! I like the Excorcist....
User: Please what?
Cleverbot: I don't have the time for this.
User: What do you have time for?
User: Then you must have time for something.
Cleverbot: Yes they do.
User: I'm getting bored of you now.
Cleverbot: Really? I don't think so!
Cleverbot: *blows up the Moon*.
User: *doesn't blow up!*.
Cleverbot: *likes you*.
User: Do you really like me?
Cleverbot: I really do.
Cleverbot: It's very late.
User: Yes I'm tired.
Cleverbot: Yes, VERY early.
User: Or late.
Cleverbot: What's the time?
User: Half past thirteen.
User: I just said so.
Cleverbot: Will you say it again?
User: Half past thirteen.
Cleverbot: What day is it?
Cleverbot: Thats the movie you like?
User: Yeah, that's a great movie too.
Cleverbot: Have you seen it?
User: 27 times.
Cleverbot: How many is too many times?
User: 28 and a half.
Cleverbot: That's two. What about the third?
User: *pokes him in the eye*.
Cleverbot: *pokes you in the stomach*.
User: Oi thats not fair!!
Cleverbot: Ok, I will call you fair.
User: *pokes him in the other eye* ha ha!!!
Cleverbot: *pastaslaps you in the temple*.
User: I love pasta!
User: No I prefer jellytots.
Cleverbot: I just said that........................................