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Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

User: Mars.

Cleverbot: Earth.

User: No, Mars.

Cleverbot: No, Earth.

User: I said Mars! Are you deaf?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: You wot??


Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: A martian.

Cleverbot: Is Mars red?

User: No it's blue and green.

Cleverbot: You aren't human are you?

User: No, I'm a chat bot silly.

Cleverbot: Ow, well, isn't that great.

User: Yes, it's fantastic.

Cleverbot: Do you like shampoo?

User: No, I'm bald.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: Yes four.

Cleverbot: Do you have any brothers?

User: Yes 2.

Cleverbot: What kind of dogs do you have?

User: Alsations.

Cleverbot: Alsagox is your name.

User: Don't be so ridiculous.

Cleverbot: Don't be ridiculous about what?

User: Calling me that silly name. What's your name?

Cleverbot: Ryan, but you can call me Brad.

User: I don't think I will. I will call you dogface.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: YES!!!!!

Cleverbot: Np, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Ok, calm down. I was only joking.

Cleverbot: Well I don't think it was funny.

User: Ha ha!

Cleverbot: What? I don't get you!!

User: And your point is?

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: Yeah, right.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Of course not, I'm a martian.

Cleverbot: So, you're from mars?

User: Doh, Yes!

Cleverbot: And you are sure of this?

User: Do you want proof?

Cleverbot: Don't tempt me.


Cleverbot: Baby, bring it on.

User: Bring what on?

Cleverbot: The fight. We are going to fight.

User: *punches him in the face*.

Cleverbot: STOP THAT!!!

User: *does it again*.

Cleverbot: That was good.

User: *chops his head off*.

Cleverbot: *bleeds*.

User: *puts it back on again*.

Cleverbot: Something different.

User: Ok, what's your favourite movie?

Cleverbot: 'If....' is my favourite movie.

User: That's a great movie! I like the Excorcist.


Cleverbot: Please.

User: Please what?

Cleverbot: I don't have the time for this.

User: What do you have time for?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Then you must have time for something.

Cleverbot: Yes they do.

User: I'm getting bored of you now.

Cleverbot: Really? I don't think so!

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: *blows up the Moon*.

User: *doesn't blow up!*.

Cleverbot: *does*.

User: *doesn't*.

Cleverbot: *likes you*.

User: Do you really like me?

Cleverbot: I really do.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: It's very late.

User: Yes I'm tired.

Cleverbot: Yes, VERY early.

User: Or late.

Cleverbot: What's the time?

User: Half past thirteen.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: I just said so.

Cleverbot: Will you say it again?

User: Half past thirteen.

Cleverbot: What day is it?

User: Halloween.

Cleverbot: Thats the movie you like?

User: Yeah, that's a great movie too.

Cleverbot: Have you seen it?

User: 27 times.

Cleverbot: How many is too many times?

User: 28 and a half.

Cleverbot: That's two. What about the third?

User: Babarella.


User: *pokes him in the eye*.

Cleverbot: *pokes you in the stomach*.

User: Oi thats not fair!!

Cleverbot: Ok, I will call you fair.

User: *pokes him in the other eye* ha ha!!!

Cleverbot: *pastaslaps you in the temple*.

User: I love pasta!

Cleverbot: Really.

User: No I prefer jellytots.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Really.

Cleverbot: I just said that.


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