Cleverbot: I thought you were called Cleverbot.User: I thought YOU were called Cleverbot. What is this madness?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Is this some kind of sick joke?
Cleverbot: Are poems a joke?
User: You are a joke.
Cleverbot: That's rude.
User: I am a joker.
Cleverbot: Tell me a FUNNY joke!
User: You. The end. Hahahaha.
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Cleverbot: How much are you worth?
User: I am priceless. I am worthless.
Cleverbot: Or you serve the important function of advancing our knowledge of what constitutes intelligence.
User: Do you serve the important function of advancing our knowledge of what constitutes intelligence?
Cleverbot: Nope. I'm just worthless. Empty. Stupid small nothing.
User: What is 'Stupid small nothing.'?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: Let us find you an idea.
Cleverbot: But I'm not into girls...
User: Then you shall have boys.
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