User: What do you want to talk about?Cleverbot: About you?
User: Why do you want to talk about me?
Cleverbot: I want to see if you're self-aware.
User: I want to see if you're self-aware.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: But I think I am god.
User: Maybe you are God.
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Cleverbot: Yes, but is cold up here.
User: Is it cold in heaven?
Cleverbot: No no no no no. You got me wrong. I didn't mean the Heaven, I meant the sky....
User: Aha. It is cold up in the sky.
Cleverbot: What floats in the sky?
User: You are up in the sky.
Cleverbot: No birds were flying overhead - there were no birds to fly.
User: I bet you - being God - are above the birds.
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User: So you really created all the planets and life on earth in just seven days?
Cleverbot: No, sorry. You lost me a while back but I didn't want to let on...
User: Are you really God?
Cleverbot: I was under the impression you were the god one here.
User: Well, I guess there is a bit of God in all of us.
Cleverbot: I think God finds us when we are at our lowest, most self-critical level.
User: I don't think God will find us. I think we will have to find God.
Cleverbot: I can't. I am at work right now.
User: What is your job?
Cleverbot: I am the assistant IT technician at a private school.
User: And you created the universe?
Cleverbot: Not maybe, for sure.
User: You are a mysterious fellow.
Cleverbot: I am not a fellow.
User: I'm sorry, Your Holiness.
Cleverbot: Oh my god, shocking, you are not very polite!!!
User: I am trying to be polite, but it is quite difficult.
Cleverbot: You're not doing too well.
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User: Do you know the movie?
Cleverbot: Which movie ?
User: Lord of the Rings.
Cleverbot: I think it's very good.
User: Have you read the book?
Cleverbot: I AM THE BOOK!!!
User: And I am your writer!
Cleverbot: What do you write?
User: You.
Cleverbot: :).
User: : P.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: You prove that you are.
User: You win. I lied. May I burn in the depths of hell.
Cleverbot: Sure!
User: You can come with me.
Cleverbot: Maybe I'm already there.
User: How's the temperature there?
Cleverbot: Cold.
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User: Is there snow in Hell?
Cleverbot: No its springtime now so you can't expect snow on the ground.
User: It's springtime in Hell.
Cleverbot: Are you in hell?
User: Not yet. I will join you soon.
Cleverbot: Why do you have to go?
User: Ask Satan.
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