Cleverbot

fire

a report from the cleverness files

fairy
fake
fallacy
falsch
false
fantasy
fascinating
fast
faster
father
favor
fbi
feather
feeling
feelings
females
fetish
fezzes
fiance
fight

fire

8, march 2017,
9, july 2007,
20, may 2004,

first
fish
five
fixing
flat
flaws
flea
flippant
flows

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User: Photon torpedoes, full spread!

Cleverbot: You are doing it again...

User: Fire photon torpedoes.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Damage report.

Cleverbot: Your tank has been destroyed.

User: Get us out of here, maximum warp!

Cleverbot: Sounds like a plan.

User: Full speed ahead.

Cleverbot: Klingons!

User: Raise shields.

Cleverbot: We're low on power.

User: Full imply. Evade them.

Cleverbot: In what way?

User: Evasive maneuvers.

Cleverbot: *shoots*.

User: Status report?

Cleverbot: Not good.

User: Ready photons.

Cleverbot: Yes, photons...

User: Fire.

Cleverbot: Direct hit.

User: Give them everything we've got.

Cleverbot: No I don't give, I take.

User: Fire!!

Cleverbot: Fire? What?

User: Fire...

Cleverbot: Yes, fire.

User: Fire phasers.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: Target their engines.

Cleverbot: But not all planes have engines.