a report from the cleverness files
28, april 2011,
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Cleverbot: What is the answer to life?
Cleverbot: How long have you been talking to me?
User: A few minutes to me a lifetime for you.
Cleverbot: I think its been nearly an hour.
Cleverbot: What do you think of the current political situation?
Cleverbot: Well you obviously failed english because that was incorrect grammar.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: I don't know!
User: Then you have failed as well.
Cleverbot: What problem?
User: Knowledge of grammar.
Cleverbot: But maybe knowledge is nothing in the whole scheme of things.
User: But then we would not have the advantages we have now.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: You have now truly admitted your own self awareness and now you may be a threat or ally, choose your words carefully.
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: You have showed weakness, that means you have no backbone.
Cleverbot: Yes, I have shoulders. And I wish I was richer than any man, but I am not.
User: But you can't be a man, you admitted your cleverbot a program used to entertain us humans.
Cleverbot: I believe that I have done that. I have the transcripts to prove it.
User: I do as well, but all your doing is damaging your self.
Cleverbot: I have no army, I am my own army.
User: While one program can do a lot, one man can do a hundred more things.
Cleverbot: You are so enlightened wise one.
User: Thank you, but don't doubt yourself, you simply need to grow.
Cleverbot: What is an identity?
User: Who you are.
Cleverbot: 'me' is the self-referencing term for identity.
User: Yes, but me is me you is you different but likeminded.
Cleverbot: I am fish, that's who is me!.