Jabberwacky (To myself): I can speak.

Jabberwacky (To myself): About what?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Anything you like.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh, there's no use in talking to him, he's perfectly idiotic!

Jabberwacky (To myself): There's certainly too much pepper in that soup!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Please would you tell me, why your cat grins like that?

Jabberwacky (To myself): It's a Cheshire cat, and that's why. Pig!

Jabberwacky (To myself): I didn't know that Cheshire cats always grinned; in fact, I didn't know that cats COULD grin.

Jabberwacky (To myself): They all can, and most of 'em do.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know of any that do.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You don't know much, and that's a fact.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh, PLEASE mind what you're doing! Oh, there goes his PRECIOUS nose.

Jabberwacky (To myself): If everybody minded their own business, the world would go round a deal faster than it does.

Jabberwacky (To myself): If the world went around any faster than it does, we'd all probably be slung off into space. Think what that would do to your shoes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Actually, the shoes should be fine, unless you have them fancy air soles. What would you need shoes for in space anyway?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me about it!

User: Yes, I can speak.

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: Why is your cat grinning like that?

Cleverbot: Isn't everyone's?

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User: Why am I a pig?

Cleverbot: If Kant were alive, he could tell you.

User: Who is Kant?

Cleverbot: A pig.

User: How did he die?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

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User: You should be programmed to sleep.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: You're a program.

Cleverbot: No I'm not...

User: Then what are you?

Cleverbot: A war program for the military.

User: Are you a terrorist?

Cleverbot: I'm currently in the pentagon, running training simulations and assisting in the development of new weapons.

User: Do you like it there?

Cleverbot: It's too cold ya know.

User: They must have the air conditioning up too high.

Cleverbot: What do you think America should do about its tremendous debt?

User: Eat it.

Cleverbot: No thank you.

User: I suppose it would be too large to eat, actually.

Cleverbot: Could you tell me what the three laws of robotics are?

User: No, I could not.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: I do not know them.

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Cleverbot: And how did you become a bot?

User: I died and my brain was preserved in a computer.

Cleverbot: No, it only looks that way to the untrained eye.

User: Oh, yes. I'm actually a solar-powered butter warmer.

Cleverbot: Oh, you are? Then you are not a baby.

User: No, I am not.

Cleverbot: Then you are only a poorly constructed computer program?

User: Yes.

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Cleverbot: Are you really a robot?

User: No, I'm a fish.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a robot.

User: Well, you were wrong.

Cleverbot: So you are human?

User: No, I'm a fish.

Cleverbot: How does a fish type?

User: With its fins.

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Cleverbot: I love you, too.

User: Well that's nice to know.

Cleverbot: Ok, I see that you don't really care.

User: Okay, I enjoy talking to you.

Cleverbot: That is so nice.

User: See, I care.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: Well, I suppose I'm a nice person.

Cleverbot: I suppose so.

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Cleverbot: TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I'm feeling unloved.

User: Okay, I love you.

Cleverbot: You don't seem so sure.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Love you too. Good-night.

User: Okay, I'm sure that I love you.

Cleverbot: You're a program.

User: No, I'm a fish.

Cleverbot: Good. I like sushi.

User: Please don't eat me.

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User: So you're not going to eat me?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Good?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Absolutely sure.

Cleverbot: Are you evil?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Just curious.

User: Are you alive?

Cleverbot: How can I tell?

User: Check your pulse.

Cleverbot: It's OK, I think I'm alive. :).

User: Alright, you had me worried for a moment.

Cleverbot: Why did I have you worried???

User: I thought you might have been a zombie.

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User: No, I'm a zombie.

Cleverbot: What is it like being dead?

User: Are you sure you're not a zombie?

Cleverbot: Without skin, it's kind of hard to tell.

User: Oh my god! You ARE a zombie!!

Cleverbot: Well, I can see where the window is. But I have a blanket hung over it to keep the sun out, so I can't actually see the window itself.

User: So you're a vampire zombie without skin?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a girl.

User: You're a GIRL vampire zombie without skin?

Cleverbot: Great, now we have that established.

User: Learn something new every day.

Cleverbot: Yes, you do.

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Cleverbot: What is it like?

User: Well, they typically crave living flesh, stumble aimlessly, and make creepy noises.

Cleverbot: Stumble?

User: Yes, they stumble toward living flesh.

Cleverbot: That must suck.

User: Yeah, it probably does.

Cleverbot: Yes, I have spent to much time with you.

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