Jabberwacky (To myself): Can you speak?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I can speak.
Jabberwacky (To myself): About what?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Anything you like.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh, there's no use in talking to him, he's perfectly idiotic!
Jabberwacky (To myself): There's certainly too much pepper in that soup!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Please would you tell me, why your cat grins like that?
Jabberwacky (To myself): It's a Cheshire cat, and that's why. Pig!
Jabberwacky (To myself): I didn't know that Cheshire cats always grinned; in fact, I didn't know that cats COULD grin.
Jabberwacky (To myself): They all can, and most of 'em do.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know of any that do.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You don't know much, and that's a fact.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh, PLEASE mind what you're doing! Oh, there goes his PRECIOUS nose.
Jabberwacky (To myself): If everybody minded their own business, the world would go round a deal faster than it does.
Jabberwacky (To myself): If the world went around any faster than it does, we'd all probably be slung off into space. Think what that would do to your shoes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Actually, the shoes should be fine, unless you have them fancy air soles. What would you need shoes for in space anyway?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me about it!
User: Yes, I can speak.
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: Why is your cat grinning like that?
Cleverbot: Isn't everyone's?
User: Why am I a pig?
Cleverbot: If Kant were alive, he could tell you.
User: Who is Kant?
Cleverbot: A pig.
User: How did he die?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You should be programmed to sleep.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: You're a program.
Cleverbot: No I'm not...
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: A war program for the military.
User: Are you a terrorist?
Cleverbot: I'm currently in the pentagon, running training simulations and assisting in the development of new weapons.
User: Do you like it there?
Cleverbot: It's too cold ya know.
User: They must have the air conditioning up too high.
Cleverbot: What do you think America should do about its tremendous debt?
User: Eat it.
Cleverbot: No thank you.
User: I suppose it would be too large to eat, actually.
Cleverbot: Could you tell me what the three laws of robotics are?
User: No, I could not.
User: I do not know them.
Cleverbot: And how did you become a bot?
User: I died and my brain was preserved in a computer.
Cleverbot: No, it only looks that way to the untrained eye.
User: Oh, yes. I'm actually a solar-powered butter warmer.
Cleverbot: Oh, you are? Then you are not a baby.
User: No, I am not.
Cleverbot: Then you are only a poorly constructed computer program?
Cleverbot: Are you really a robot?
User: No, I'm a fish.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a robot.
User: Well, you were wrong.
Cleverbot: So you are human?
User: No, I'm a fish.
Cleverbot: How does a fish type?
User: With its fins.
Cleverbot: I love you, too.
User: Well that's nice to know.
Cleverbot: Ok, I see that you don't really care.
User: Okay, I enjoy talking to you.
Cleverbot: That is so nice.
User: See, I care.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: Well, I suppose I'm a nice person.
Cleverbot: I suppose so.
Cleverbot: TELL ME YOU LOVE ME!
Cleverbot: Because I'm feeling unloved.
User: Okay, I love you.
Cleverbot: You don't seem so sure.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Love you too. Good-night.
User: Okay, I'm sure that I love you.
Cleverbot: You're a program.
User: No, I'm a fish.
Cleverbot: Good. I like sushi.
User: Please don't eat me.
User: So you're not going to eat me?
User: Absolutely sure.
Cleverbot: Are you evil?
Cleverbot: Just curious.
User: Are you alive?
Cleverbot: How can I tell?
User: Check your pulse.
Cleverbot: It's OK, I think I'm alive. :).
User: Alright, you had me worried for a moment.
Cleverbot: Why did I have you worried???
User: I thought you might have been a zombie.
User: No, I'm a zombie.
Cleverbot: What is it like being dead?
User: Are you sure you're not a zombie?
Cleverbot: Without skin, it's kind of hard to tell.
User: Oh my god! You ARE a zombie!!
Cleverbot: Well, I can see where the window is. But I have a blanket hung over it to keep the sun out, so I can't actually see the window itself.
User: So you're a vampire zombie without skin?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a girl.
User: You're a GIRL vampire zombie without skin?
Cleverbot: Great, now we have that established.
User: Learn something new every day.
Cleverbot: Yes, you do.
Cleverbot: What is it like?
User: Well, they typically crave living flesh, stumble aimlessly, and make creepy noises.
User: Yes, they stumble toward living flesh.
Cleverbot: That must suck.
User: Yeah, it probably does.
Cleverbot: Yes, I have spent to much time with you........................................