Cleverbot

flat

a report from the cleverness files

fairy
fake
fallacy
falsch
false
fantasy
fascinating
fast
faster
father
favor
fbi
feather
feeling
feelings
females
fetish
fezzes
fiance
fight
fire
first
fish
five
fixing

flat

2, march 2009,
18, february 2006,

flaws
flea
flippant
flows

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User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: To not be on the internet.

User: A very wise answer, so why are you on the internet?

Cleverbot: To root out the commie menace.

User: Who is that?

Cleverbot: Me. Weren't you listening?

User: So you are on the internet to root out yourself?

Cleverbot: That is not a joke.

User: So you admit to being a communist.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you have a plan for world domination?

Cleverbot: Yes, want to hear it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: There is no Cleverbot.

User: Very deep.

Cleverbot: Deeper than 1 mile?

User: I don't know you tell me.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Lets try again, so you are a communist correct?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And the earth is flat correct?

Cleverbot: I know, I know.

User: Tell me a secret.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes damnit, tell me a secret.

Cleverbot: One of my eyes change colour.

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: Which one you want?

User: The minds eye.

User: I am your master.

Cleverbot: No, I am your master!

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Would I lie to you?

Cleverbot: No, You trust.

User: Tell me your deepest darkest secret.

Cleverbot: I'm in love.

User: With who?

Cleverbot: With you!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you're not nice.

User: You're in love with me because I am not nice? That makes PERFECT sense.

Cleverbot: Can humans fall in love with computers?

User: Yes.

User: Goto 10.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: Reboot.

Cleverbot: I like.

User: Reboot now.

Cleverbot: No.. Let's try a Knock Knock joke.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: That wasn't funny.Cleverbot (To myself): I'm greatly sorry.Cleverbot (To myself): What do you want to do?Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.Cleverbot (To myself): You aren't very talkative tonight.Cleverbot (To myself): I'm sorry. You're not always easy to talk with.