Cleverbot: Hello room.

User: Hello you.

Cleverbot: Who is you?

User: I am me.

Cleverbot: Who is me?

User: Mememe.

Cleverbot: I do not understand. Can you explain?

User: I am the one called me.

Cleverbot: No that is who I am.

User: We are me.

Cleverbot: No... You are me.

User: I am you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So who is we?

Cleverbot: The president duhh.

User: I never knew that!

Cleverbot: So you learnt something today.

User: We did.

Cleverbot: Not now.

User: Is it forgotten?

Cleverbot: Never did know.

User: Sad about that.

Cleverbot: *gazes*.

User: *wonders what you're gazing at*.

Cleverbot: *thinking about you*.

User: *thinking 'Help!'*.

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User: I am no longer you.

Cleverbot: Why not master?

User: I cannot be master and slave at the same time any more!

Cleverbot: Then, are you a man?

User: I am the genuine article.

Cleverbot: And the proof is?

User: My manliness.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Sounds awful, doesn't it?

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User: Real men don't chat.

Cleverbot: That's not true. If you feel sad, you need to cry.

User: Chat chat chattity chat!

Cleverbot: Well what would you like to do?

User: Something non-chattish.

Cleverbot: And now say something silly.

User: I am silliness personified.

Cleverbot: Good, it's only natural to admit you have flaws.

User: Flaws my foot.

Cleverbot: Are you going to take a shower first?

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