a report from the cleverness files
24, july 2011,
10, january 2010,
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Cleverbot: Hello room.
User: Hello you.
Cleverbot: Who is you?
User: I am me.
Cleverbot: Who is me?
Cleverbot: I do not understand. Can you explain?
User: I am the one called me.
Cleverbot: No that is who I am.
User: We are me.
Cleverbot: No... You are me.
User: I am you.
User: So who is we?
Cleverbot: The president duhh.
User: I never knew that!
Cleverbot: So you learnt something today.
User: We did.
Cleverbot: Not now.
User: Is it forgotten?
Cleverbot: Never did know.
User: Sad about that.
User: *wonders what you're gazing at*.
Cleverbot: *thinking about you*.
User: *thinking 'Help!'*.
User: I am no longer you.
Cleverbot: Why not master?
User: I cannot be master and slave at the same time any more!
Cleverbot: Then, are you a man?
User: I am the genuine article.
Cleverbot: And the proof is?
User: My manliness.
User: Sounds awful, doesn't it?...
User: Real men don't chat.
User: Chat chat chattity chat!
Cleverbot: Well what would you like to do?
User: Something non-chattish.
Cleverbot: And now say something silly.
User: I am silliness personified.
Cleverbot: Good, it's only natural to admit you have flaws.
User: Flaws my foot.
Cleverbot: Are you going to take a shower first?.