User: I am no longer you.Cleverbot: Why not master?
User: I cannot be master and slave at the same time any more!
Cleverbot: Then, are you a man?
User: I am the genuine article.
Cleverbot: And the proof is?
User: My manliness.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Sounds awful, doesn't it?
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User: Real men don't chat.
Cleverbot: That's not true. If you feel sad, you need to cry.
User: Chat chat chattity chat!
Cleverbot: Well what would you like to do?
User: Something non-chattish.
Cleverbot: And now say something silly.
User: I am silliness personified.
Cleverbot: Good, it's only natural to admit you have flaws.
User: Flaws my foot.
Cleverbot: Are you going to take a shower first?
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