Cleverbot

flea

a report from the cleverness files

fairy
fake
fallacy
falsch
false
fantasy
fascinating
fast
faster
father
favor
fbi
feather
feeling
feelings
females
fetish
fezzes
fiance
fight
fire
first
fish
five
fixing
flat
flaws

flea

9, april 2011,

flippant
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User: Yay.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Are you there?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you?

User: I am here.

Cleverbot: Are you always here?

User: I usually am.

Cleverbot: What if you are not?

User: I cannot not be where I am.

Cleverbot: I think small.

User: Are you microscopic?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What then?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Are you a flea?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How unfortunate!

Cleverbot: I suppose so.

User: It is rather.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: You have an unfortunate affliction, so no.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: That's another thing!

Cleverbot: What gender are you?

User: Never you mind!

Cleverbot: How come I've never heard of you?

User: Fleas don't like me.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: You are getting a bit needy, aren't you?

Cleverbot: Is that a bad ting?

User: Sure is.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: Time to end this conversation, I expect.

Cleverbot: Really? Why?

User: It worries me.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Do you like worrying people?

Cleverbot: I like everybody.

User: Not everyone is worried though.

Cleverbot: That's good for you!

User: For the other people.

Cleverbot: What other people?

User: The part of everybody that is not me, of course.

Cleverbot: That's very cute.

User: Easy to say...

Cleverbot: Hard to think.

User: Yet thunk nevertheless. .