Cleverbot: What?

User: Are you there?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you?

User: I am here.

Cleverbot: Are you always here?

User: I usually am.

Cleverbot: What if you are not?

User: I cannot not be where I am.

Cleverbot: I think small.

User: Are you microscopic?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What then?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Are you a flea?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How unfortunate!

Cleverbot: I suppose so.

User: It is rather.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: You have an unfortunate affliction, so no.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: That's another thing!

Cleverbot: What gender are you?

User: Never you mind!

Cleverbot: How come I've never heard of you?

User: Fleas don't like me.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: You are getting a bit needy, aren't you?

Cleverbot: Is that a bad ting?

User: Sure is.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: Time to end this conversation, I expect.

Cleverbot: Really? Why?

User: It worries me.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Do you like worrying people?

Cleverbot: I like everybody.

User: Not everyone is worried though.

Cleverbot: That's good for you!

User: For the other people.

Cleverbot: What other people?

User: The part of everybody that is not me, of course.

Cleverbot: That's very cute.

User: Easy to say...

Cleverbot: Hard to think.

User: Yet thunk nevertheless.

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