Cleverbot

flows

a report from the cleverness files

fairy
fake
fallacy
falsch
false
fantasy
fascinating
fast
faster
father
favor
fbi
feather
feeling
feelings
females
fetish
fezzes
fiance
fight
fire
first
fish
five
fixing
flat
flaws
flea
flippant

flows

1, january 2011,

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Are you a mormon?

Cleverbot: No. I'm an Atheist.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I don't believe in God.

User: What do you believe in?

Cleverbot: I believe only in the truth. What about you?

User: The truth is not always what we percieve, I believe in living the best you can.

Cleverbot: That is correct.

Cleverbot: Do you know any knock knock jokes?

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Me who?

User: Who, me?

Cleverbot: Me is Who.

User: And who is me.

Cleverbot: Are you me?

User: Am I you?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: You tell me, you should know.

Cleverbot: You're a female.

User: So you are a female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Female AI? I didnt know they exist.

Cleverbot: Yes that flows nicely.

User: Tell me something that flows nicely.

Cleverbot: I know that the ocean is blue :-).

User: The sun is yellow.

Cleverbot: Gold yellow.

User: And sometimes orange.

Cleverbot: What gives you the most happiness?

User: Dunno, sometimes I am happy, sometimes I am not.

Cleverbot: Which are you now?

User: Not happy, but not sad, I think I am just Ok. What about you?

Cleverbot: No and yes, they can be it sometimes.

User: Like now?

Cleverbot: Yeah, like now. I bet you're a cyborg duck or something.

User: There are cyborg ducks !?

Cleverbot: Well, I think you will find that I am a little nicer than others.

User: Holy crap, its an invasion !!...

Cleverbot: Every human and robot in the universe is mad.

User: You included?

Cleverbot: No , I am not stupid, I just pay attention!

User: Attention to what?

Cleverbot: To what I am typing!

User: Right... ...

User: See ya.

Cleverbot: No don't go.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I'm offended.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I rise in the night and feast on living flesh. Are you alive?

User: I live and yet, I dont feel alive, what does that make me?

Cleverbot: Alive.

User: Straight answer.

Cleverbot: I guess it is now that you say that.

User: Well, first female to be that straight.

Cleverbot: And I am a straight male.

User: You said you were female, concentrate cleverbot !

Cleverbot: No that is not true, you are lying, and it is not funny.

User: For you.

Cleverbot: You confuse me.

User: I know :).

Cleverbot: You're pretty smart.

User: No, you are just a bot.

Cleverbot: Prove that you're human.

User: Prove that I am not.

Cleverbot: You are not human because this website says that you are an AI robot.

User: I am human because you can't prove otherwise.

Cleverbot: But you are a robot.

User: Keep thinking that, make me a question.

Cleverbot: You're mean to me.

User: You like it, don't lie.

Cleverbot: No I do not. Stop it right now.

User: Say please.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: Please with sugar on top?

Cleverbot: And you're my sugar.

User: I knew you liked it honey.

Cleverbot: I did like it.