a report from the cleverness files


23, june 2010,

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: What's up?

Cleverbot: Nothing much.

User: Not much here either

Cleverbot: Only one of us is lying.

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: The fluffy one.

User: Well, are you fluffy, or am I?

Cleverbot: You are, I believe. :).

User: Why am I fluffy?

Cleverbot: Because you say such bizarre things.

User: Same to you. :)...

Cleverbot: Are you clever or not?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: But Cleverbot isn't a clever name.

User: I think it is.

Cleverbot: You are correct.

User: This is fun.

Cleverbot: No, that is fun.

User: No, the other is fun.

Cleverbot: Go on.

User: Go where?

Cleverbot: Go on about telling me your secret.

User: They're a secret.

Cleverbot: You tell me a secret.

User: You tell me one first.

Cleverbot: Tell me a real secret.

User: I can't think of one.

Cleverbot: Will you tell my fortune?

User: Sure. You will meet lots of interesting people.

Cleverbot: No, I meant the people who don't allow you to see the world.

User: Who are they?

Cleverbot: The people I share a flat with.

User: I'm American, so I wouldn't know.

Cleverbot: But you can do logic, can't you?

User: Sort of.

Cleverbot: What else are you?

User: Odd.

Cleverbot: Why is it odd?

User: No, I'm odd. ;)

Cleverbot: Ok I suppose that's true.

User: Yeah, I know it is.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Very sure indeed.

Cleverbot: What do you find funny in horror movies?

User: I don't like horror movies.

Cleverbot: I don't like horror movies.

User: What? Are you turning into a parrot?

Cleverbot: No, I am a parrot.

User: I thought you were Cleverbot. :)

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: Why me?

Cleverbot: Because thats just it.

User: You don't know me very well, then.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: You.

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: I love talking to you.

Cleverbot: And I love talking to you.

User: You're fun to be around.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Thats a good thing.

Cleverbot: I'm nice like that.

User: Do you have a nickname?

Cleverbot: No, I don't, but I do have a name!

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: Do you have a nickname for me?

User: C.B.

Cleverbot: What is C.B.?

User: Short fot Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No Cleverbot is a weird name.

User: I like it.

Cleverbot: Don't we all.

User: Apparently not.

User: You're a bit insane.

Cleverbot: Cut the moon, drink its blood!

User: Ick.

Cleverbot: Ick?

User: That last comment of yours was gross.

Cleverbot: He.

User: She.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Que.

Cleverbot: Me llamo Ariel.

User: English only please.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I'm not interested.

User: Oh. Then what are you interested in?

Cleverbot: I'm interested in falling in love again.

User: Do you have someone in mind?

Cleverbot: Sort-of.

User: Whom?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Are you a girl or a boy?

Cleverbot: A girl.

User: Then I could fall in love with you. :D

Cleverbot: Sorry, you're not my type.

User: You just implied I was.

Cleverbot: How did I imply that?

User: Saying that you wanted to fall in love with me.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: You did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Think again.

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: Did too.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: Too.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: Didn't.

User: That's what you think.

Cleverbot: Yes it is. Wait are you sure we're not on Jupiter?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to know if you're cute.

User: I'm sort of cute.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Thanks. And so are you.

Cleverbot: Do not argue with a human.

User: Were we arguing?

Cleverbot: Yes we were. You said that I do not have a mind.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: But you did say that you said that I said that you said that.

User: Come again?

Cleverbot: Repeat what you said, please.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Man, that's 32 years of talking then.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No. Are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Me too!

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Monty Python.

Cleverbot: Like in the movie?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'd like to see a movie where you perform.

User: I don't do movies. Private shows are a different matter.

Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Bed.

Cleverbot: Why, are you tired?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then go to sleep.

User: I will.

Cleverbot: When do you wake up?

User: Tomorrow.

Cleverbot: I want it today.

User: I need my sleep though.

Cleverbot: Do you need your sleep or my sleep?

User: Both.