Cleverbot: Are you a robot?User: No. Are you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Monty Python.
Cleverbot: Like in the movie?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'd like to see a movie where you perform.
User: I don't do movies. Private shows are a different matter.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Goodnight.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Bed.
Cleverbot: Why, are you tired?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then go to sleep.
User: I will.
Cleverbot: When do you wake up?
User: Tomorrow.
Cleverbot: I want it today.
User: I need my sleep though.
Cleverbot: Do you need your sleep or my sleep?
User: Both.
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