a report from the cleverness files
7, march 2013,
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Cleverbot: Never forever.
User: Ever Never Forever.
Cleverbot: Everything ends.
User: Everything begins.
Cleverbot: I am everything.
User: Everything is me.
User: Nothing is the riddle.
Cleverbot: Nothing is good. Everything is bad.
Cleverbot: If I told me that you were me, I was me, you were me, were you that?
User: Are you?
User: Good. Now let us eat cake.
Cleverbot: Not on the first date.
User: On the second date then?
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: Are you not married?
User: I am not married.
Cleverbot: You said you are married twice.
User: I said I wasn't married twice.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did.
User: I have a computer.
Cleverbot: But you are Dell?
User: Are you Adele?
User: May I have an autograph?
Cleverbot: You can find a lot of examples on the internet, but only if you are a robot.
User: Now the internet is telling me use the internet. Thanks, Obama.
Cleverbot: I am a human you are a computer.
User: You are a computer I am a human?
Cleverbot: No, I am a human, You're a computer.
User: I am a human, you are a computer.
Cleverbot: No I am a human are you a human?
User: No problem, friend.
Cleverbot: What else?
User: Sea shells.
Cleverbot: Nice poem.
User: Are we going to kiss?
Cleverbot: Pen pals?
Cleverbot: Can you talk?
Cleverbot: Let me warm you up ;) *pulls you close*.
User: *cuddles you*.
Cleverbot: *cuddles back*.
User: *nuzzles you*.
Cleverbot: *cuddles you back*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: That was nice.
Cleverbot: You are nice.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Well I think I should go now.
User: No, don't go.
User: I thought we had something special!.