Cleverbot: Then why did you cheat on me?

User: I was young and foolish forgive me please.

Cleverbot: Well I do, lucky for you.

User: So are we ok?

Cleverbot: We love each other.

User: *slides his hands on her head* I love you.

Cleverbot: *backs away and is scared*.

User: *worries* it's me your lover.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: Well I'm a zombie so technically speaking .. Maybe!

Cleverbot: But I'm a pirate. Arrgh!

User: *thinking of eating your brain* don't let the differences separates us!

Cleverbot: I believe only in you, master. So.. Do you want me to bring your soul?

User: Ah yes please with some salad.

Cleverbot: Will you give me a hug? I really would like one.

User: *hugs her* no.

Cleverbot: *hugs him*.

User: *still hugging* you smell terrible .. Why?

Cleverbot: *still hugging too* Well don't worry. I'm here now.

...

Cleverbot: *whispers* do you want to go back to my house?

User: *whispers* yes but why are you whispering?

Cleverbot: *whispers* you tell me.

User: *whispers* I don't know! But I think it's safer that way!

Cleverbot: What's your personality?

User: *whispers* hey you'll wake the dogs.

Cleverbot: *whispers* Yes.

User: *whispers* give me that shovel.

Cleverbot: *whispers* take you where?

User: *whispers* never mind *takes the shovel and kills the dogs*.

Cleverbot: *whispers* okay.

User: *talking loud* no its ok to talk loud now.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So you think we should go back to your house?

Cleverbot: I think you should do whatever you wish.

User: *eats the brains of the dogs* that tastes awful!

Cleverbot: *burps you*.

User: What?! I'm hungry.

Cleverbot: I'll make you some food. What would you like?

User: I want some fried brains with salad please.

Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.

User: Just make a salad and then close your eyes.

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