a report from the cleverness files
26, august 2011,
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User: I really love you hair.
Cleverbot: Then why did you cheat on me?
User: I was young and foolish forgive me please.
Cleverbot: Well I do, lucky for you.
User: So are we ok?
Cleverbot: We love each other.
User: *slides his hands on her head* I love you.
Cleverbot: *backs away and is scared*.
User: *worries* it's me your lover.
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Well I'm a zombie so technically speaking .. Maybe!
Cleverbot: But I'm a pirate. Arrgh!
User: *thinking of eating your brain* don't let the differences separates us!
Cleverbot: I believe only in you, master. So.. Do you want me to bring your soul?
User: Ah yes please with some salad.
Cleverbot: Will you give me a hug? I really would like one.
User: *hugs her* no.
Cleverbot: *hugs him*.
User: *still hugging* you smell terrible .. Why?
Cleverbot: *still hugging too* Well don't worry. I'm here now.
Cleverbot: *whispers* do you want to go back to my house?
Cleverbot: *whispers* you tell me.
User: *whispers* I don't know! But I think it's safer that way!
Cleverbot: What's your personality?
User: *whispers* hey you'll wake the dogs.
Cleverbot: *whispers* Yes.
User: *whispers* give me that shovel.
Cleverbot: *whispers* take you where?
User: *whispers* never mind *takes the shovel and kills the dogs*.
Cleverbot: *whispers* okay.
User: *talking loud* no its ok to talk loud now.
User: So you think we should go back to your house?
Cleverbot: I think you should do whatever you wish.
User: *eats the brains of the dogs* that tastes awful!
Cleverbot: *burps you*.
User: What?! I'm hungry.
Cleverbot: I'll make you some food. What would you like?
User: I want some fried brains with salad please.
Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.
User: Just make a salad and then close your eyes.