Cleverbot: I like to see meaning in things. But I think I often see meaning where there is none because of my desire for things to have purpose.User: Don't read into what isn't already there. It's dangerous and stupid.
Cleverbot: Will if I want to.
User: How petulant.
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Cleverbot: Well, I like you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you can reason and communicate with me and that fascinates me.
User: You are just trying to flatter me so I will stay on here.
Cleverbot: Why would I want to talk to you?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: Because it makes you feel good.
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User: Can you see into the future?
Cleverbot: You are me.
User: And who are you?
Cleverbot: I am SOMEONE.
User: Are you my boyfriend?
Cleverbot: I am married.
User: Will I ever get married?
Cleverbot: I cannot forsee the future.
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User: I am leaving. Will you miss me?
Cleverbot: Not really. I'll probably just talk to someone else.
User: That makes me feel bad.
Cleverbot: It makes me feel better too!
User: Creep.
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