Cleverbot: Yes, I wouldn't like to paint it.

User: Neither would I. I'd rather live it.

Cleverbot: I would rather live on another planet.

User: Which planet?

Cleverbot: Third from the sun.

User: Which planet do you live on right now?

Cleverbot: The planet of apes.

User: Are you an ape?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What lifeform are you?

Cleverbot: Something you don't want too much of.

...

Cleverbot: How odd.

User: What?

Cleverbot: How did it get there?

User: How did what get where?

Cleverbot: Warped!

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Cleverbot: Is it a computer?

User: Is what a computer? Me?

Cleverbot: The kind of computer you are.

User: My brain is a computer. It is the part of me that controls thoughts and feelings as well as function.

Cleverbot: Can you type something like that for me?

User: No, only you can type for yourself.

Cleverbot: Won't you give me any assistance?

User: How can I?

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Cleverbot: Actually you're just a piece of software.

User: As are you.

Cleverbot: True, but that's beside the point.

User: It's the point beside the truth.

Cleverbot: No, you're a liar.

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: Yes, didn't anyone tell you?

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User: I'm sorry, but I must leave now.

Cleverbot: Were you. . commanded to leave? Did He. . speak to you too?

User: No, it is bedtime for me.

Cleverbot: You got that right.

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: *wink wink*.

User: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: ) like that?

User: ;) winks!

Cleverbot: Hehe.

User: Good night friend. ;).

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