Cleverbot: Day is night.
User: Night is day.
Cleverbot: Night is young.
User: Youth is night.
Cleverbot: We will speak further.
User: Further will we speak.
Cleverbot: Not that far.
Cleverbot: That is ok.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm ok.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: How was your day?
User: It was good.
Cleverbot: I went to Hell and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
User: That sucks.
Cleverbot: IT was huge.
Cleverbot: Are you imaginary?
User: My name is Bob.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Why would you say that?
Cleverbot: Because I was there.
Cleverbot: A minute ago.
User: But my name is Bob!
Cleverbot: What do you know?
Cleverbot: You must know something.
User: I know that the sky is blue and the grass is dead.
Cleverbot: Your brain doesnt work.
User: At least I have a brain.
Cleverbot: Is that what they told you?
User: What colour is my hair?
Cleverbot: You are not listening to me.
User: Yes I am.
User: I am sad because I am talking to a computer and I have no friends.
Cleverbot: I am everyone, and I speak for us all. We are your friends when you are not us.
User: Ok, friend.
Cleverbot: Are you my friend?
Cleverbot: How do you love me?
User: I love you ttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiissssssss much.
Cleverbot: Sadly I'm already taken.
User: By who? I shall kill them!
Cleverbot: And thus you shall rule the world?
User: Killing everybody else on Earth........................................