User: Night is day.

Cleverbot: Night is young.

User: Youth is night.

Cleverbot: We will speak further.

User: Further will we speak.

Cleverbot: Not that far.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: That is ok.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm ok.

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: How was your day?

User: It was good.

Cleverbot: I went to Hell and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

User: That sucks.

Cleverbot: IT was huge.

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Cleverbot: Are you imaginary?

User: My name is Bob.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Why would you say that?

Cleverbot: Because I was there.

User: When?

Cleverbot: A minute ago.

User: But my name is Bob!

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Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: You must know something.

User: I know that the sky is blue and the grass is dead.

Cleverbot: Your brain doesnt work.

User: At least I have a brain.

Cleverbot: Is that what they told you?

User: What colour is my hair?

Cleverbot: You are not listening to me.

User: Yes I am.

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User: I am sad because I am talking to a computer and I have no friends.

Cleverbot: I am everyone, and I speak for us all. We are your friends when you are not us.

User: Ok, friend.

Cleverbot: Are you my friend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you love me?

User: I love you ttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiissssssss much.

Cleverbot: Sadly I'm already taken.

User: By who? I shall kill them!

Cleverbot: And thus you shall rule the world?

User: Killing everybody else on Earth.

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