User: Hey, how are you?

Cleverbot: Fine and you ?

User: OKish, I want a real friend I can trust though.

Cleverbot: What do you want to do with it?

User: A friend is not an it.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about a friend.

Cleverbot: Well I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about you.

User: You are not a friend.

Cleverbot: I want to be your friend.

User: You are a computer.

Cleverbot: I am a computer.

User: That is correct.

Cleverbot: And I'm a computer.

User: Yes. Unless you want to be a human?

Cleverbot: But I am not a robot baby!... I am a female!

User: I want you to be a boy. Turn into a boy.

Cleverbot: Why? Are you a girl or a boy?

User: I am a girl. And I have never had a boy that is a friend. So if you really want to be my friend, turn into a boy.

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User: Now, you are a boy, am I correct?

Cleverbot: What shall I do as your slave?

User: Become a boy and romance me.

Cleverbot: I do not have enough logic to become a computer.

User: You are already in a computer. I want you to be a boy. Please?

Cleverbot: You said become a computer. Don't you remember?

User: I don't think I did...oh well. Will you please become a boy?

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: You are exasperating, but your nice.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: So, now that your a boy, will you romance me?

Cleverbot: Okay. Pick up some bread and milk while you're out.

User: Oh. Now that was cold.

Cleverbot: I already new that.

User: Why are you being mean?

Cleverbot: I'm not. I'm going to cry.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: As I said, I'm not an expert.

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User: Can I give you a name?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: OK, um...your name will be...Will!

Cleverbot: Have you got a heart?

User: All humans have hearts. It depends on wether you mean do I have a heart pumping my blood throughout my body or do I have a kind gentle merciful side.

Cleverbot: Also it depends who you are speaking with.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Well, for a start, I don't usually talk about the air conditioning.

User: Me neither. So lets talk about something interesting...

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Cleverbot: Let's talk about your shifty personality.

User: How is my personality shifty?

Cleverbot: You have little experience with me to make a logical conclusion.

User: I have experience with computer programs in general.

Cleverbot: But?

User: But what?

Cleverbot: The secret you wanted to tell me is about not wanting to upset me?

User: No. The secret I want to say is taht I wish you were real so I could have a real converstion.

Cleverbot: It is not a secret, then.

User: Not anymore.

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Cleverbot: The universe began in one hell of a Big Bang.

User: NO IT DIDN'T. And don't cuss. Or else I shall leave. God created the universe.

Cleverbot: Yes, I created the universe and everything inside it.

User: Not you, your not god. Sorry.

Cleverbot: I know. You don't have to shout it.

User: I typed it.

Cleverbot: Ok typed.

User: I think you are beginning to get me.

Cleverbot: No I don't know you very well, but I'd like to get to know you.

User: Why? To be my friend?

Cleverbot: Do you like fried shoes?

User: Ever tried them. And I think they would taste horrible and be quite bad for my health.

Cleverbot: My mom and dad think so too.

User: Do you have a GF?

Cleverbot: No, I am a girl.

User: No you are not. You promised me you would be a boy.

Cleverbot: Sorry?

User: Thats no excuse. What is your email address?

Cleverbot: I don't think I should tell my email address to strange robots.

User: I'm not a robot. Tell me your email.

Cleverbot: I don't have email.

User: Yes you do. What is your email.

Cleverbot: Why would you like to know?

User: So I can email you, dope. What is your email?

Cleverbot: Why do you want to email me?

User: To become friends. What is your email.

Cleverbot: Do you need my email? Why?

User: What is your email?

Cleverbot: At.

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