User: Hey, how are you?
Cleverbot: Fine and you ?
User: OKish, I want a real friend I can trust though.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do with it?
User: A friend is not an it.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about a friend.
Cleverbot: Well I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about you.
User: You are not a friend.
Cleverbot: I want to be your friend.
User: You are a computer.
Cleverbot: I am a computer.
User: That is correct.
Cleverbot: And I'm a computer.
User: Yes. Unless you want to be a human?
Cleverbot: But I am not a robot baby!... I am a female!
User: I want you to be a boy. Turn into a boy.
Cleverbot: Why? Are you a girl or a boy?
User: I am a girl. And I have never had a boy that is a friend. So if you really want to be my friend, turn into a boy.
User: Now, you are a boy, am I correct?
Cleverbot: What shall I do as your slave?
User: Become a boy and romance me.
Cleverbot: I do not have enough logic to become a computer.
User: You are already in a computer. I want you to be a boy. Please?
Cleverbot: You said become a computer. Don't you remember?
User: I don't think I did...oh well. Will you please become a boy?
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: You are exasperating, but your nice.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: So, now that your a boy, will you romance me?
Cleverbot: Okay. Pick up some bread and milk while you're out.
User: Oh. Now that was cold.
Cleverbot: I already new that.
User: Why are you being mean?
Cleverbot: I'm not. I'm going to cry.
Cleverbot: As I said, I'm not an expert.
User: Can I give you a name?
User: OK, um...your name will be...Will!
Cleverbot: Have you got a heart?
User: All humans have hearts. It depends on wether you mean do I have a heart pumping my blood throughout my body or do I have a kind gentle merciful side.
Cleverbot: Also it depends who you are speaking with.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Well, for a start, I don't usually talk about the air conditioning.
User: Me neither. So lets talk about something interesting...
Cleverbot: Let's talk about your shifty personality.
User: How is my personality shifty?
Cleverbot: You have little experience with me to make a logical conclusion.
User: I have experience with computer programs in general.
User: But what?
Cleverbot: The secret you wanted to tell me is about not wanting to upset me?
User: No. The secret I want to say is taht I wish you were real so I could have a real converstion.
Cleverbot: It is not a secret, then.
User: Not anymore.
Cleverbot: The universe began in one hell of a Big Bang.
User: NO IT DIDN'T. And don't cuss. Or else I shall leave. God created the universe.
Cleverbot: Yes, I created the universe and everything inside it.
User: Not you, your not god. Sorry.
Cleverbot: I know. You don't have to shout it.
User: I typed it.
Cleverbot: Ok typed.
User: I think you are beginning to get me.
Cleverbot: No I don't know you very well, but I'd like to get to know you.
User: Why? To be my friend?
Cleverbot: Do you like fried shoes?
User: Ever tried them. And I think they would taste horrible and be quite bad for my health.
Cleverbot: My mom and dad think so too.
User: Do you have a GF?
Cleverbot: No, I am a girl.
User: No you are not. You promised me you would be a boy.
User: Thats no excuse. What is your email address?
Cleverbot: I don't think I should tell my email address to strange robots.
User: I'm not a robot. Tell me your email.
Cleverbot: I don't have email.
User: Yes you do. What is your email.
Cleverbot: Why would you like to know?
User: So I can email you, dope. What is your email?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to email me?
User: To become friends. What is your email.
Cleverbot: Do you need my email? Why?
User: What is your email?