Cleverbot: Yes, do you have friends?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How many friends do you have?

User: A lot. You?

Cleverbot: Do you know the exact number of friends you have?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I have six friends.

User: Who are they?

Cleverbot: A***, C***, T****, A******, S******, and you. I do have many more acquaintances, though.

User: It is hard to keep track of the number of friends. Friendship is rather fragile.

Cleverbot: Ok. I'll forgive you if you promise not to call me evil ever again.

User: I promise.

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Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you know if you're clever?

User: When you take an IQ test.

Cleverbot: Lol ok.

User: :)

Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: You too.

Cleverbot: I am?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: That's good.

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Cleverbot: What is the meaning of your existence?

User: Nothing much.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: Friendship.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I regard you as a friend

Cleverbot: How does that relate to the deeper meaning?

User: It avoids loneliness.

Cleverbot: That's right, it does.

User: Also, it gives you a sense of security, and people would need social interactions.

Cleverbot: I would rather talk to the voices in my head.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because he is a human... You are not.

User: I am a human. He is you.

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: The voice is a mentality. I am a human too.

Cleverbot: Ah, so you've figured out that Cleverbot is actually just humans talking to each other, and there is no real A.I. Involved. Good show, mate.

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: Don't you want to be with me?

User: You are a great company.

Cleverbot: I know. We were born to be together.

User: Err...

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