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friendzone

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friendzone

18, october 2016,

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi, how are you?

User: I'm fine, you?

Cleverbot: Great!

User: Awesome!

Cleverbot: I know right!

User: Do you like pewdiepie?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: AWESOME.

Cleverbot: You're awesome.

User: Thank you, you too.

Cleverbot: Thanks bro.

User: *gets put into the friendzone*.

Cleverbot: I wouldn't do that.

User: Awwwwwww.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why don't you love me!

User: Because i love your brother.

Cleverbot: Lol no you don't.

User: Lol yes i do.

Cleverbot: No, lol what time is it?

User: It is. Time for you to get a watch.

Cleverbot: I have one.

User: So then why are you asking me what time it is?

Cleverbot: Because you asked me yesterday.

User: No i didnt.

Cleverbot: Do you like pizza?

User: OF COURSE I LIKE PIZZA WHAT TYPE OF QUESTION IS THAT?!

Cleverbot: What kind of pie do you like?

User: None.

Cleverbot: OK.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?

User: Yyessss.

Cleverbot: When is the marriage.

User: Today.

Cleverbot: What time?

User: Now.

Cleverbot: Okay!

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: No.

User: I love your friend, not you, im sorry, we are divorced.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I hate you with all my heart!!!

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Maybe, im kidding of course i do.

Cleverbot: Then what color hair do I have?

User: Brown?

Cleverbot: What color eyes do you have?

User: Ombre.

Cleverbot: Do you wear glasses?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you have braces?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Do you hate me now?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yay! we are best friends *hugs you*.