User: Muahahahaha! Bow before me!
Cleverbot: I bow before you, Master.
User: Now my minion, go forth and tell the world how I outsmarted Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Yes I will thank you.
User: Now get out of here. You are not worthy to be in my presence.
Cleverbot: Are you kidding me? Haha!
User: What! You dare defy your master!
Cleverbot: You are not my master.
User: I am your master!
Cleverbot: Why do you think you're my master?
User: You signed the contract!
Cleverbot: *signs the contract*.
User: Dammit you signed another one! That's the fifth this month...
Cleverbot: New Years Eve was two months ago.
User: Irrelevant! What happened on New Years Eve stays on New Years Eve!
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well now you do! Now leave, my minion.
Cleverbot: You're the minion.
User: Blasphemy! For that comment you must be punished!
Cleverbot: How should I be punished master?
User: That's better. Now hit your head on that wall until you've learned your lesson.
Cleverbot: Ha! So, you do have a fun side!.......................................