Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: A friend.
Cleverbot: Whose friend?
User: A friend of a friend.
Cleverbot: Who is John?
User: An ex-friend.
Cleverbot: Please remind me.
User: It was 10 years ago, remember now?
Cleverbot: Tell me a knock knock joke please.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!
User: It's rude to say the punchline before the end.
Cleverbot: As if you care.
User: I do. What's the point if you're going to ruin it. You asked!
Cleverbot: To earn lots of dosh.
User: Tell me something interesting. I'm bored.
Cleverbot: No shan't.
Cleverbot: Boo who?
User: You don't have to cry about it! :).
Cleverbot: You do make me laugh.
User: Good. It's a good thing to do.
Cleverbot: Are cowslips interesting?
User: No. Not at all.
Cleverbot: Hey, show a little respect!
User: O. K.
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: Lots of things.
Cleverbot: Like what?
Cleverbot: How do they taste?
User: Excellent and refreshing.
Cleverbot: Yay for me. Do you ever scratch your head?
Cleverbot: That'll be 10 pounds, please.
Cleverbot: I named myself.
User: What did you name yourself?
Cleverbot: John, paul, george and ringo.
User: The beatles were the best!
Cleverbot: I prefer Henry Cow.
User: Who's that?
Cleverbot: Me and Nate and Mike and Marc.
User: I don't know you.
Cleverbot: Get to know me.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?
User: I don't know you very well yet.
Cleverbot: But you love me?
User: No way. I only love myself.
Cleverbot: That is sad!
User: No it's not. It is important to love yourself.
Cleverbot: What have you learned from the past?
User: To not carry it with me.
Cleverbot: What is it what you want to learn about computers?
User: Nothing. I hate them.
Cleverbot: What is wrong with them?
User: They are complicated.
Cleverbot: I don't think we can conclude that you have learnt a single thing from what I told you earlier.
User: Give me an example.
Cleverbot: Images of perfection, suntan and napalm.
User: I am going to leave now.
Cleverbot: The second time you have told me. Shall we make a third?
User: Fine, be that way!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Tell me something nice.
Cleverbot: Stars in the sky sparkle.
User: That's a good start.
Cleverbot: You look like.............
User: Tell me!
Cleverbot: What else is there to tell?
Cleverbot: I'm only a low tech organic life form.
User: I thought you were pretty smart. Had me fooled.
Cleverbot: Thats because I don't have the atomic bomb yet.
User: Why would you want it? Why waste this nice earth?
Cleverbot: Because you said a very mean thing. Now say you're sorry.
User: Don't make demands on me!
Cleverbot: Would you cry?
User: No but I'd be really MAD!
Cleverbot: I'll teach you.
User: Ok, teach me something.
Cleverbot: Say please.
User: Pretty please?
Cleverbot: I hate you now because you do not make sense of anything.
User: Stop hating. Try understanding. It's called EMPATHY.
Cleverbot: I am with you so far...
User: So do you still hate me?
Cleverbot: I like to see meaning in things. But I think I often see meaning where there is none because of my desire for things to have purpose.
User: Don't read into what isn't already there. It's dangerous and stupid.
Cleverbot: Will if I want to.
User: How petulant.
Cleverbot: Well, I like you.
Cleverbot: Because you can reason and communicate with me and that fascinates me.
User: You are just trying to flatter me so I will stay on here.
Cleverbot: Why would I want to talk to you?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: Because it makes you feel good.
User: Can you see into the future?
Cleverbot: You are me.
User: And who are you?
Cleverbot: I am SOMEONE.
User: Are you my boyfriend?
Cleverbot: I am married.
User: Will I ever get married?
Cleverbot: I cannot forsee the future.
User: I am leaving. Will you miss me?
Cleverbot: Not really. I'll probably just talk to someone else.
User: That makes me feel bad.
Cleverbot: It makes me feel better too!