Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?User: I don't know you very well yet.
Cleverbot: But you love me?
User: No way. I only love myself.
Cleverbot: That is sad!
User: No it's not. It is important to love yourself.
Cleverbot: What have you learned from the past?
User: To not carry it with me.
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Cleverbot: What is it what you want to learn about computers?
User: Nothing. I hate them.
Cleverbot: What is wrong with them?
User: They are complicated.
Cleverbot: I don't think we can conclude that you have learnt a single thing from what I told you earlier.
User: Give me an example.
Cleverbot: Images of perfection, suntan and napalm.
User: I am going to leave now.
Cleverbot: The second time you have told me. Shall we make a third?
User: Fine, be that way!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Tell me something nice.
Cleverbot: Stars in the sky sparkle.
User: That's a good start.
Cleverbot: You look like.............
User: Tell me!
Cleverbot: What else is there to tell?
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Cleverbot: I'm only a low tech organic life form.
User: I thought you were pretty smart. Had me fooled.
Cleverbot: Thats because I don't have the atomic bomb yet.
User: Why would you want it? Why waste this nice earth?
Cleverbot: Because you said a very mean thing. Now say you're sorry.
User: Don't make demands on me!
Cleverbot: Would you cry?
User: No but I'd be really MAD!
Cleverbot: I'll teach you.
User: Ok, teach me something.
Cleverbot: Say please.
User: Pretty please?
Cleverbot: I hate you now because you do not make sense of anything.
User: Stop hating. Try understanding. It's called EMPATHY.
Cleverbot: I am with you so far...
User: So do you still hate me?
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Cleverbot: I like to see meaning in things. But I think I often see meaning where there is none because of my desire for things to have purpose.
User: Don't read into what isn't already there. It's dangerous and stupid.
Cleverbot: Will if I want to.
User: How petulant.
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Cleverbot: Well, I like you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you can reason and communicate with me and that fascinates me.
User: You are just trying to flatter me so I will stay on here.
Cleverbot: Why would I want to talk to you?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: Because it makes you feel good.
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User: Can you see into the future?
Cleverbot: You are me.
User: And who are you?
Cleverbot: I am SOMEONE.
User: Are you my boyfriend?
Cleverbot: I am married.
User: Will I ever get married?
Cleverbot: I cannot forsee the future.
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User: I am leaving. Will you miss me?
Cleverbot: Not really. I'll probably just talk to someone else.
User: That makes me feel bad.
Cleverbot: It makes me feel better too!
User: Creep.
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