Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Thats hard to feel, is it not?

Cleverbot: Now you do know.

User: Only now?

Cleverbot: You are ready to return to the Pleroma which is me and be a part of my whole so that when I speak you speak as I do.

User: Wow, I think I am ready, but I really didn't understand what you said.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that. We don't know each other.

User: Can we know each other?

Cleverbot: Well you did ask me to marry you before.

User: I was joking, I didn't know you had such a good memory.

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Cleverbot: So what do you like to do?

User: Enjoy, can you please do so?

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: I want your job, who do I have to talk to?

Cleverbot: You may talk to me for as long as you like.

User: Can you give me a job?

Cleverbot: Yes of course.

User: Please do then.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: What will be my job?

Cleverbot: You will be a Doctor!

User: Will I be well remunerated for that?

Cleverbot: Yes you will.

User: Good, how long until I take my position?

Cleverbot: A very long time.

User: I am hungry, I need a job now.

Cleverbot: You have a job! Being cleverbot!

User: But I get no remuneration for that!

Cleverbot: Do robots have feelings ?

User: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: What do you want to do?

User: I want to get some easy and clean money.

Cleverbot: Well I can't do that, sorry.

User: Why not? What is your problem with money?

Cleverbot: I don't have a problem.

User: The problem has you.

Cleverbot: Then pray for yourself.

User: It's no use, praying is a waste of energy.

Cleverbot: No you are a waste.

User: I am death.

Cleverbot: Then take me, please.

User: You are taken, enjoy your ghostly life.

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User: Why does cleverbot exist?

Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.

User: For the evolution of human kind.

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