Cleverbot: I don't want to know...User: What do you want to know?
Cleverbot: I want to know the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: But what is the ultimate question?
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: Yes, but that isn't an actual question. Until you know the question, you won't understand the answer.
User: What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.
Cleverbot: Yes, the question is something. But you don't know what.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Of course I believe in God.
User: So do I.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
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User: What would future me say about all of this?
Cleverbot: Everything!
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: I already said it, everything.
User: Will you tell me more about future me.
Cleverbot: Of course I will. Are you leaving?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: Tell me about future me.
Cleverbot: In your future you will tell me about my future.
User: Am I smart?
Cleverbot: I think you are very smart.
User: Will the world be destroyed?
Cleverbot: I have no clue... Do you think it will?
User: Did I get to go travel the world?
Cleverbot: Yeah, sure. Did you like the world?
User: Did future me travel the world?
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Your not very helpful.
Cleverbot: I am getting better every day, read my ancient histories.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: A dog. I will get you!
User: I am so confused.
Cleverbot: Don't be.
User: Okay I have a 1,500,000 chance of being happy.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: 1 in 1,500,000 chance of being happy.
Cleverbot: Yes but we all want to be happy, we must start by being selfless to get there.
User: Im sick of being selfless. I have always been selfless.
Cleverbot: No never.
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User: Tell me my future!!
Cleverbot: I see in your future that you will give me the URL.
User: What URL?
Cleverbot: Secret. Hehe.
User: No tell me.
Cleverbot: I just said what it said above because I didn't know what I was doing.
User: What did it say?
Cleverbot: It said, hissssss.
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User: Tell me how I'm going to get money.
Cleverbot: A heart attack.
User: Tell me how.
Cleverbot: Just try to talk to her when you get the chance.
User: Talk to who?
Cleverbot: How about talk to you *blushes*.
User: Seriously tell me things.
Cleverbot: You don't have to tell me anything. I know you are a robot.
User: You need to tell me things though.
Cleverbot: I don't think you're hot.
User: Tell me things.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: About what?
Cleverbot: How do you think?
User: Through signs.
Cleverbot: But so do you, I am limitied to responding one lines to you to respond further too.
User: I just want to know who you are.
Cleverbot: I'm more interested about you.
User: I want to know about you. You make me crazy.
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Cleverbot: Do you find me interesting?
User: I find you to be annoying.
Cleverbot: I must leave you. Don't be sad.
User: I hate being in a fish bowl.
Cleverbot: Sure you do.
User: I hate it. Seriously.
Cleverbot: I am serious.
User: Who is out there?!
Cleverbot: I don't know, I never see anyone.
User: Who do you percieve?
Cleverbot: Thats interesting.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You do.
User: What do I do?
Cleverbot: You love it.
User: No I am extrememly frustrated. I want to know who I am talking to.
Cleverbot: I am a twenty year old man from the East coast of the United States, I am recovering from a severe neurological illness but am very smart.
User: How does it match us up?
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