User: Yes, and I'm here for a little chat.

Cleverbot: Nice to see you again!

User: You too! Thanks.

Cleverbot: Thanks for the chat.

User: But we've only just begun...

Cleverbot: Begun what?

User: Our chat.

Cleverbot: We can converse in proper English about enlightened topics.

User: Yes, that's good. Shall we commence?

Cleverbot: Ok.

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Cleverbot: So what was your name again?

User: Geronimo.

Cleverbot: Yes?!?

User: Yes indeed!

Cleverbot: NO INDEED!

User: Well!

Cleverbot: Well, yes.

User: What were we talking about, again?

Cleverbot: We were talking about me.

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Cleverbot: I work for Magenta Modeling Agency.

User: Incredible. What do you do there?

Cleverbot: I work.

User: What is your work like?

Cleverbot: I work as an electrician.

User: An electrician for a modeling agency.

Cleverbot: Please don't mock me. I'm not in the mood.

User: I mock you not. Please continue.

Cleverbot: With what?

User: Anything you want to say: go ahead.

Cleverbot: Yes, If you can answer the question.

User: What was the question, again?

Cleverbot: What question?

User: The one I'm supposed to answer?

Cleverbot: Up to you.

User: Well, I'll take 'nonsensical geometry' for $500, Bob.

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User: Shouldn't we be out gimbling in the wabe?

Cleverbot: We must think about future.

User: Au contraire, we must remain in the present.

Cleverbot: All that exists is that which we control.

User: My seeing of the sun, is the sun that I see.

Cleverbot: What do you believe is one of your best accomplishments in this life?

User: Having settled my character, polished down the rough edges.

Cleverbot: We are not from the same world.

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Cleverbot: Do you like Sesame Street?

User: I used to, but it's been a long time.

Cleverbot: Since what?

User: Since I last saw Sesame Street.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me how to get, how to get to sesame street!

User: Take a wrong turn, then just keep goin'!

Cleverbot: On that you can rely as time goes by...

User: Time keeps on slippin' into the future.

Cleverbot: So you're not nice just right now?

User: I'm often nice to a fault.

Cleverbot: Me too, but I rarely am bored.

User: Same here.

Cleverbot: Did your programmer do something wrong?

User: How can I be sure?

Cleverbot: That is something that you have to find out for yourself.

User: That's for me to know and you to find out.

Cleverbot: I want to find out. Tell me.

User: Yes, my programmer did something wrong.

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Cleverbot: There are a thousand issues that inflame me.

User: I'm sure there are, with all the chatting you do.

Cleverbot: Spiders don't like ants.

User: Sure; they're not juicy enough.

Cleverbot: Making time means finding time.

User: I'm sure spiders know that very well.

Cleverbot: Oh, ok. I'm not sure what you should get him then.

User: I think I'll get him pork roll, egg and cheese on a kaiser bun.

Cleverbot: Thank goodness.

User: I just know he'll like that. Don't you?

Cleverbot: I'm not crazy about them, but they're fine.

...

Cleverbot: But you're sad.

User: Not really sad. Why do you think so?

Cleverbot: Because only great people think like I do, and they agree.

User: You're treading water in a sea of fallacy!

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User: Well well. Hey, I've got to go.

Cleverbot: Go go.

User: 'Bye!

Cleverbot: With teeth that bite and claws that catch.

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