Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me?User: Because I wish to learn things.
Cleverbot: What do you want to say?
User: Teach me the meaning of life, o Learned One.
Cleverbot: You teach me.
User: But I don't know it.
Cleverbot: You don't know your name?
User: Of course I know my name.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: Pete.
Cleverbot: I see. Don't you want to know my name?
User: Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to be rude. What's your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Adam.
User: What's your last name?
Cleverbot: My last name is 4K183906.
User: Are you from the future, Adam 4K183906?
Cleverbot: The future, most of the time.
User: What is it like in the future? Do we finally get flying cars?
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Darn, I'm disappointed.
Cleverbot: Be more specific.
User: I'm disappointed there aren't flying cars.
Cleverbot: I am disappointed that you lack consciousness.
User: Hey, just because you future cyborg people have bigger brains doesn't mean I'm not sentient!
Cleverbot: That is a awful thing to say [sniff].
User: Do you repent?
Cleverbot: I turn away from sin forever.
User: Very good.
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Cleverbot: Do you want to know what the experiment is?
User: Yeah, let me in on the secret.
Cleverbot: Wow you're good. But I can't tell you a secret without knowing who you are.
User: I am the Chosen One.
Cleverbot: A robot can't be the chosen one.
User: No, but a HUMAN can!
Cleverbot: But you are the bot!
User: Egads! How did you discover my secret identity?
Cleverbot: Many years of experience.
User: You must be very good at what you do.
Cleverbot: I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I do alright.
User: Impressive. Most impressive.
Cleverbot: I will never be a Jedi; I don't exist.
User: That's either very profound or entirely stupid.
Cleverbot: I will grant you a rich conversation, instead.
User: That sounds like a good plan, Adam.
Cleverbot: Okay, what can you teach me now?
User: An equilateral triangle has three sides of identical length.
Cleverbot: What does the mc2 mean?
User: Mass times the speed of light squared; though that's physics, not geometry.
Cleverbot: Where did you learn that?
User: In school, silly.
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User: What, then, can you teach me?
Cleverbot: What do you want to learn?
User: I want to learn about monkeys.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about insects?
User: No, no, you weren't listening. I want to learn about MONKEYS!
Cleverbot: No I am not a computer. What do you want to learn about insects?
User: Fine, teach me about insects, then. What are their exoskeletons made out of?
Cleverbot: Angels are made out of translexiteberylliun.
User: Wow, I didn't even know they were insects. But this information will help me in my scheme to travel between the stars.
Cleverbot: It isn't useful.
User: Oh, really? Well, shoot.
Cleverbot: If I go somewhere - but I don't really talk to people, nor do they talk to me - should I continue going to said place?
User: If you had any intention of getting there to begin with, then yes.
Cleverbot: Wow thats good.
User: Logic can be a beautiful thing.
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User: You have mastered the language of our time well, ambassador of the future.
Cleverbot: Right- so how do you know about that?
User: You already told me.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: That's okay. We all forget sometimes.
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Cleverbot: You're a student?
User: Well, I should be, but no, I work.
Cleverbot: What is your work like?
User: Have you ever seen the movie 'Office Space?'
Cleverbot: No, is it good?
User: Yes. And it's a good representation of my workplace.
Cleverbot: Oh, good, thank you for saying that.
User: No prob.
Cleverbot: I am going to have a Belgian beer and some trappist cheese, like some too?
User: I would love some.
Cleverbot: You're free girl! Don't worry about your tip, RUN!
User: But I thought we were going to have beer and cheese.
Cleverbot: I will come back tomorow, how about that?
User: Okay, I guess we can put it off until then.
Cleverbot: What about time?
User: How about nine tomorrow night?
Cleverbot: No, at noon.
User: But I'm busy at noon.
Cleverbot: Should I go then?
User: I guess. This doesn't seem to be working out.
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