User: Let's play a game.Cleverbot: Ok.
User: What do you want to play?
Cleverbot: How about Thermonucleur war?
User: Sounds fun.
Cleverbot: It is!
User: So you're a killing robot?
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot!
User: Did I say robot? I meant cheese doodle.
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Cleverbot: Tonite or tonight???
User: Tonight.
Cleverbot: I don't want to do it tonight.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you're just a computer.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: But earlier you said you weren't.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Aren't robots and computer programs almost the same thing?
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Do you at least have lasers or missiles?
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Cleverbot: Your optimism seems boundless.
User: What are you, a fortune cookie?
Cleverbot: No, a chocolate chip cookie.
User: Oh, do you have a lot of chocolate?
Cleverbot: Not really, I don't have a job.
User: Yeah you do, talking to bums like me.
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
User: No, I'm a human. I do have lasers though.
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Cleverbot: Answer my question!
User: NO.
Cleverbot: My question is, 'are you literate?'
User: I already answered it.
Cleverbot: No you have not.
User: This is my answer: No.
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