Cleverbot

game

a report from the cleverness files

friendship
fun
funnybot
futile
future

game

24, february 2011,
29, june 2006,
8, may 2006,
21, november 2005,

gangster
get off
girl
girlfriend
glados
gnomes
go
gone
good
goodbyes
got
government
gps
green
grins
grumble
guarantee
guess
hakuna
halloween
hand
handshake
hannah
happening

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Me: "You lost The Game."

Cleverbot: "No, because you can't lose the game. Don't you understand?"Me: "You do not understand. The Game is a mental game where the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which, according to the rules of The Game, must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win The Game; players can only attempt to avoid losing for as long as they possibly can."

Cleverbot: "Is thinking a game?"Me: "No, The Game is thinking."

Cleverbot: "Are you a game?"Me: "No, I play The Game."

Cleverbot: "I lost the game."Me: "You will always lose the game, because you are playing the game."

Cleverbot: "I don't want to play the game."Me: "You are always playing The Game. A person cannot not play The Game because it does not require consent to play and one can never stop playing."

Cleverbot: "I am not a person.".......................................