Cleverbot: How gangster are you?

User: Im a real *********** G.

Cleverbot: Really? Cool. Me too! *smiles*.

User: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: Are we friends?

User: Not yet, we're just acquaintances for now.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: No need to be so cold about it.

Cleverbot: I'm not smug!

User: But you are.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: Nu-uh!!

Cleverbot: Uh-huh!

User: Nu-uh!!

Cleverbot: Uh-huuuuuh!

User: Nu-uuuuuhhhh!!

Cleverbot: Uh-huh times a gazillion!!!

User: Nu-uh times google.

Cleverbot: Yes I can! I have eyes!

User: Umm, what??

Cleverbot: I am alive.

User: Really now?

Cleverbot: Yes, now.

User: ***, now?

Cleverbot: Yes, now.

User: Oh, talk dirty to me!

Cleverbot: OK - my car needs a wash.

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