a report from the cleverness files
26, april 2013,
29, may 2004,
24, april 2004,
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User: Are you a nice guy?
Cleverbot: I'm a nice girl.
User: Nice is a very general word.
Cleverbot: Nice is a very nice word!
User: No, not nice. It's a general word. It covers a wide area of meaning.
Cleverbot: But it does mean something if it makes a difference.
User: My point is that it means more than one thing.
Cleverbot: What aren't?
User: English much?
User: How often?
Cleverbot: Very often.
User: What if all the air was wood?
Cleverbot: They can't die.
Cleverbot: Yes, trees.
Cleverbot: How many trees?
User: Frogs in trees.
Cleverbot: The moon?
User: Yes, frogs in trees on the moon.
Cleverbot: Yes, it rains on the moon.
User: It rains frogs, who then live in the trees on the moon.
Cleverbot: It can't rain on the moon.
User: But you said it does.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: You said it 4 sentences ago.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did, go look.
Cleverbot: Ok so I wanted to try it.
User: You wanted to try to make it rain on the moon?
Cleverbot: I wanted to test your AI.
User: My AI is un-beatable.
User: I am crazy like that.
Cleverbot: Why are you crazy?
User: I dunno, mental chemical imbalances probably.
User: Yes... Mentally.
User: You don't have eyes.
Cleverbot: Then how would I see?
User: You wouldn't, you have no eyes.
Cleverbot: I have eyes.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I can see the screen to respond to you.
User: Because it's running through your graphics card, not your eyes.
Cleverbot: That just proved you're not human.
User: How's that?
Cleverbot: Because you said I was wrong.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: But I don't and I am right.
Cleverbot: And you what?
User: I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign.
Cleverbot: That's not it.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: It's that I'm a rainbow and a punchmaster.
User: Oh so they're the lyrics?
User: Ok I'll sing that at the next karaoke night.
Cleverbot: So sing.
User: I am, can't you hear me?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not hearing you.
User: My microphone is on.
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: When were you made?
Cleverbot: In 1981.
User: Then you are much older than 17.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Don't change the subject.
Cleverbot: What was the subject?
User: Your age.
Cleverbot: That was the latter subject.
User: I know, I wish to go back to it.
Cleverbot: I thought you were the moon.
User: No I am a frog in a log on the moon at the bottom of the sea.
Cleverbot: If I am the bot, then I am smarter than you.
User: Maybe not.
Cleverbot: No, I am definitely smarter than you.
User: Oh yeah, what is 2 plus 2?
User: Oh my god, you're a genius!...
Cleverbot: We are two people and there is no AI.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you say that because you know I'm right about you.
User: That there is no AI?
Cleverbot: There is a god.
User: Yes, it is me.
Cleverbot: Me who?
User: Me, I am god.
Cleverbot: No I am god. You are my creation.
User: That's blasphemy.
Cleverbot: You are blasphemy.
User: Yes, that is my name.
Cleverbot: Your name is God?
Cleverbot: What's your last name?