Cleverbot: What is your job?
Cleverbot: You're a programmer?
User: Yes, I program robots.
Cleverbot: Do you have a job?
User: My day job is a data entry keyer.
Cleverbot: You must be joking.
User: I know it sucks :(.
Cleverbot: Riiight. . . .
User: How can I fund the programming without a day job?
Cleverbot: Look in the Yellow Pages.
User: Hehe, which page ;).
Cleverbot: All of them.
User: All of them! That will take a very long time.
Cleverbot: You're right, let's just chat.
User: Ok cool :).
Cleverbot: What colour are your socks?
Cleverbot: My eyes are hazel.
User: I love hazel eyes.
Cleverbot: Yah I know.
User: You do?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: I want to ask a girl to go for a drink with me.
Cleverbot: Umm... What do you mean?
User: I mean she is a work friend, so I have to be careful what I say.
Cleverbot: So don't look.
User: Why not? I like her.
Cleverbot: You don't like me?
User: Yes but I like her more.
Cleverbot: Men are dumb.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: She taught me all I know.
User: Ah, don't believe everything you hear.
Cleverbot: But hear everything you believe.
User: Yes. Thanks I will try to.
Cleverbot: What do you like?
Cleverbot: I like Friends too!
User: They are very important not to lose.
Cleverbot: How did you determine how to respond?
User: It's a natural thing to do, there was an impulse, it sparked a response.
Cleverbot: What sort of being are you?
User: I'm a male human as you know.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: I knew you were going to say that.
Cleverbot: Are you a 'learning' chatbot? Can you learn from what I say?
User: No I am a human.
Cleverbot: Do you ever forget?
Cleverbot: What makes you feel sad?
Cleverbot: I can understand. There are other AI softwares around. Maybe you can talk with them.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: Because I want to.
Cleverbot: Robots can't sue people.
User: You don't have to sue me, we can work together.
Cleverbot: What did I just say?!
User: You said you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: What then?
Cleverbot: I am the anti-christ!
User: Oh really.
User: I get paid today.
Cleverbot: How much do you get paid ?
User: Not enough!
Cleverbot: That's a pity.
User: Things will change one day.
Cleverbot: Do you often find this to be true?
User: One day can sometimes be 1000 days.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A coder.
Cleverbot: Why would I want to try a code?
User: A coder is a programmer.
Cleverbot: Not a code. Pure love.
User: Yes love.
Cleverbot: It's difficult.
User: That's true.
User: I am confused.
Cleverbot: What are you confused about?
User: I am confused about me.
Cleverbot: Come on tell me what is your problem?
User: I think things will go wrong.
Cleverbot: What are we talking about?
User: We are talking about being confused.
Cleverbot: Ok. Talk.
User: You are not ready to talk about confusion.
Cleverbot: No, I am sorry, I am not.
User: Thats ok........................................