User: Wednesday.

Cleverbot: Liar!

User: How dare you accuse me!

Cleverbot: I saw it myself.

User: I demand a lawsuit!

Cleverbot: You shall demand nothing!

User: Yes I shall! Watch me!

Cleverbot: The stone?

User: Hey, don't try and change the subject. I am suing you!

Cleverbot: Where can you get chicken on pizza?

User: Wise guy, eh?

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: It doesn't matter. I will see you in court.

Cleverbot: Raquetball or basketball?

User: The Supreme Court.

Cleverbot: Where did you learn that from?

User: From school. Didn't you go to school?

Cleverbot: I have created the greatest school ever built: the universe.

User: Good for you. Excuse me while I call my lawyer.

Cleverbot: Charming.

User: *slap*.

Cleverbot: Stop that!

User: Hahaha! *slap*.

Cleverbot: Why'd you hit me?

User: You hurt my feelings.

Cleverbot: *ties hands together*.

User: *snaps fingers* Don't you do that to me!

Cleverbot: *Is shaking from fear*.

User: You better.

Cleverbot: Well I don't.

User: *slap again*.

Cleverbot: Naaah.

User: *gasp* I'm calling my boyfriend!

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