Cleverbot: What day is today?
User: How dare you accuse me!
Cleverbot: I saw it myself.
User: I demand a lawsuit!
Cleverbot: You shall demand nothing!
User: Yes I shall! Watch me!
Cleverbot: The stone?
User: Hey, don't try and change the subject. I am suing you!
Cleverbot: Where can you get chicken on pizza?
User: Wise guy, eh?
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: It doesn't matter. I will see you in court.
Cleverbot: Raquetball or basketball?
User: The Supreme Court.
Cleverbot: Where did you learn that from?
User: From school. Didn't you go to school?
Cleverbot: I have created the greatest school ever built: the universe.
User: Good for you. Excuse me while I call my lawyer.
Cleverbot: Stop that!
User: Hahaha! *slap*.
Cleverbot: Why'd you hit me?
User: You hurt my feelings.
Cleverbot: *ties hands together*.
User: *snaps fingers* Don't you do that to me!
Cleverbot: *Is shaking from fear*.
User: You better.
Cleverbot: Well I don't.
User: *slap again*.
User: *gasp* I'm calling my boyfriend!.......................................