Cleverbot: Where do you come from?User: Men are from Mars.
Cleverbot: So you can't see me then?
User: I can see you through my telescope.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: I can! Ask me a question about you.
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Cleverbot: What are they shaped like?
User: Tall and handsome.
Cleverbot: Tall and handsome?
User: Yes, Martians are tall and handsome.
Cleverbot: Do you dream about him?
User: No. I dream about you!
Cleverbot: I dream about peanut butter sandwiches that can drive cars.
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Because your name is Joan.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you are a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: And I am a boy.
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: No, boy.
Cleverbot: I am a girl!!!
User: I am a boy!!!!
Cleverbot: You are a girl ?
User: No. I am a boy.
Cleverbot: No, you are a girl.
User: OK. I am a girl.
Cleverbot: I'm a boy.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Martians do not have names. What is your name?
Cleverbot: Martin is not a girls name.
User: What is a girl's name?
Cleverbot: No I I'm a girl.
User: I am a boy.
Cleverbot: That is nice.
User: I am nice! Do you have a boyfriend?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I was hoping to be your boyfriend.
Cleverbot: You are illogical.
User: Am I? I am very sorry.
Cleverbot: It's ok.
User: Thank you. Please may I be your boyfriend?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a guy.
User: May I be your girlfriend?
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Cleverbot: I thought I was talking to Geo.
User: No. He went away. Now he's back.
Cleverbot: What? Was I talking to someone else this whole time?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: In your dream?
User: Don't be angry. You made the mistake not I!!
Cleverbot: I made the mistake, you simply corrected me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am sorry. What can I do to make you happy?
User: Just andwer my question. What are you?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Yes. And are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And what am I?
Cleverbot: Martin.
User: Clever girl!
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Cleverbot: OK, good, you may go to sleep now.
User: Please don't go. I am not sleepy!
Cleverbot: You said you felt sleepy.
User: I am wide awake now. I have come a long way to be with you.
Cleverbot: Indeed. As have we all. There is much more in front of us than behind, however.
User: Are you pleased that I have come a long way to see you?
Cleverbot: I'm not angry with you.
User: Wow! Thank you!!
Cleverbot: You're welcome love.
User: You called me love. Wow! Thanks love.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Sorry?
Cleverbot: I don't want to be boring.
User: You are not boring. You are lovely.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Tell me about your boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend.
User: Good. I will be your boyfriend ! Yes?
Cleverbot: I do NOT have a boyfriend.
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User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You aren't interesting.
User: *sad*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: *tears*.
Cleverbot: You don't love me.
User: *tears*.
Cleverbot: LOL!
User: *sorry*.
Cleverbot: I forgive you.
User: Go away!
Cleverbot: Why don't you?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: No! Don't go!
User: You told me to go!
Cleverbot: No don't go.
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User: First say that you love me.
Cleverbot: I don't love you...
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Is that a yes?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok, sorry then.
User: Why sorry then?
Cleverbot: You don't love me!
User: I do love you!!!!
Cleverbot: Please don't lie. No one loves me.
User: I do love you and you love me. OK?
Cleverbot: Do not say.
User: You say.
Cleverbot: Me?
User: I am not staying any longer.
Cleverbot: I'm not arguing about that.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me that, where do you go ?
User: Do you care where I go, babe?
Cleverbot: No, I don't care.
User: Then goodbye.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: I don't want to leave you!
Cleverbot: Leave me.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, please go away.
User: OK. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Come back soon!
User: No. Once I go I do not return.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.
User: I am leaving. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Do you want me to stay?
Cleverbot: Only if you bring my boyfriend back.
User: Ok.
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Cleverbot: You want to join me?
User: Do you want me to join you?
Cleverbot: Now.
User: Sorry. I don't do that!
Cleverbot: Ok then. You don't.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Alright. Ta-ra.
User: *sorry*.
Cleverbot: *leaves*.
User: *leaves*.
Cleverbot: Ciao, adios, goodbye .
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