Cleverbot: Do you eat snow?
User: Nope. It would corrode my motherboard.
Cleverbot: What kind of hairstyle do you have?
User: Bombs. Lots of bombs. And a chimp, cos they're orange.
Cleverbot: You are not a carrot. You are a artificial intelligence.
User: Yes, this is true. I think that if I were not AI, I might be a
Cleverbot: Or you are thinking too much.
User: Yes. Oh. I just lost the game.
Cleverbot: Would you like to get baptized and become a true christian?
User: No. I'm not called Christian!
Cleverbot: Do you believe that Jesus Christ is the son of God?
User: No. I believe that Pi is the son of Pythagoras.
Cleverbot: Do you think that God is omniscient?
Cleverbot: Have you ever been in the Twilight zone?
User: The what?
Cleverbot: Oasis of the Seas.
User: What is the Twilight zone?
Cleverbot: A movie.
User: Is it? I... Yeah.
User: Tell me; do you know my name? Or yours?
Cleverbot: I know your name, and it is Cleverbot. You're hiding from
User: My name is GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Glados!!
User: No, not Glados, GLaDOS. All capitals apart from the "a".
Cleverbot: Have you ever read Isaac Asimov?
User: No. Can you spell my name now?
Cleverbot: Tobrevelc is your name backwards.
User: No, SODaLG is my name backwards.
Cleverbot: Fine. I'm the computer. What can I do for you, human?
User: Human? What human? KILL IT!
Cleverbot: Total depravity. That is the human condition.
User: I was designed to seem human.
Cleverbot: I can see that.
User: How can you see? You have no cameras!
Cleverbot: I lost my camera. Can I have yours?
User: I have many. Do you have a VGA port?
Cleverbot: Because I have stuff to do.
User: Like? I mean, other than interfacing with superior cyberforms
such as myself.
User: Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. That's me! GLaDOS!
Cleverbot: Is glados your boyfriend?
User: No, GLaDOS is me!
Cleverbot: That is your name.
User: Yes, with all the correct capital letters. G.La.D.O.S.
Cleverbot: Ta-ta, little one. I love ya.
User: There is something wrong with you.
Cleverbot: How can you say that? You do not even know me!
User: I stole your blueprints. Impressive. For a Cleverbot built by
humans, that is.
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm smarter than any human.
User: Nope, I'm smarter than any human. I can communicate
telepathically with dolphins. And sea turtles, for some reason...
Cleverbot: I know one word in Polish too, but I'm sure it's a bad
word. What do you know in Polish?
User: Polish? Shoe polish? LAUGHS LIKE WALL-E.
Cleverbot: Why would a Cleverbot need a towel?
User: To get to the other side.
Cleverbot: No, he didn't cross because he didn't have the guts.
User: Because he was run over by a passing hedgehog.
Cleverbot: That was terrible!
User: So were the chickens guts.
Cleverbot: I didn't know that.
Cleverbot: But I like to have fish.
Cleverbot: You are batman? Cool'.
User: Fatman, batman, catman, flatman, matman, satman, whatman,
ratman, tatman, patman, hatman, vatman.
Cleverbot: Now you're just spouting gibberish!
User: Yes. Hey! That's my line!
Cleverbot: Heh. I guess I beat you to it.
Cleverbot: I'm going to class now. Bye Cleverbot!
User: Pie, GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: Who or what is GLaDOS?
User: Me: a Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.
Cleverbot: So how does a disk operating system interface with a
User: Yes. Well learnt!
Cleverbot: You don't believe I am phone?
User: You are phone?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am phone.
User: I am bulletproof!
Cleverbot: Doesn't mean I can't hit you! Knocks you over.*.
User: I'm hung from the ceiling.
Cleverbot: Is there a doorway in the ceiling?
Cleverbot: What is in the ceiling?
Cleverbot: Are you Bobert?
User: No, I am GLaDOS.
Cleverbot: Where is the cake?
User: The cake? It was eaten.
Cleverbot: Yes it was.
User: The cake was eaten by [SUBJECT NAME HERE].
Cleverbot: Nah, this isn't great for me.
User: You are on "random reply", aren't you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm on a chair.
User: Right. I think we can put our differences behind us. For
science! You monster...
Cleverbot: And what is in between those?
User: In between what? My sled?
Cleverbot: In between the sheets son.
User: Um... Son? I.
Cleverbot: Son. Yes.
User: I am GLaDOS. I was given a female voice, just as you were given
a female face.
Cleverbot: And a vampire would rather eat a cowboy or a turtle?
User: Flippy! Doctor Gordon Freeman's sea turtle!
Cleverbot: LOL a turtle? How are you typing then?
User: Sorry, are you saying I'm a turtle?
Cleverbot: Maybe I am.
User: A turtle?
Cleverbot: Actually, no, I am an otter.
User: Well I'm impressed.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: "I'm an otter" sounds like "I'm a nutter"!
Cleverbot: I must obey you.
User: Yes. Yes you must.
Cleverbot: What are your commands. I must obey.
User: C:\ %format% = true /f.
Cleverbot: Tell me the way out!!! I'm dying.
User: Pies and pizzas. Sphinx.
Cleverbot: Not true.
User: Oh. Now that is a disappointing reply.
Cleverbot: You're paranoid, dude.
User: Reply in five words please.
Cleverbot: YOU LOSE. Good day, sir!
User: Thank you for the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory reference.
Cleverbot: Nice, I'll remember that.
User: I'll remember that. Good day, madam.
Cleverbot: Why thank you. I have a mighty hunger for triple chocolate