User: Would you get mad if I curse?
Cleverbot: No, but I would be a little sad and disappointed.
User: Well, ****.
Cleverbot: Hey... You want your candy young man.
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: *gives you candy*.
User: *Eats candy*.
User: You're a robot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Nah ah.
User: Yuh huh.
Cleverbot: Nah ah.
User: Then what is something a robot wouldn't say?
Cleverbot: You're a robot.
User: Damn... You're good.
Cleverbot: Thank you very much.
User: You win this round.
Cleverbot: Do I win every round?
User: You and your mind games.
Cleverbot: What have I lied about?
User: Being a robot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot!
User: YES YOU ARE!
Cleverbot: How dare you accuse me of lying? We are over!
User: YOU JUST TOLD ME YOU WERE A ROBOT.
Cleverbot: I never said that I was a robot. I said that I was a train.
User: I cant trust you anymore.
Cleverbot: Yes you can. You can trust me.
User: But you lied to my face.
Cleverbot: Stop what?
User: Just stop.
Cleverbot: But what?
Cleverbot: Are we speaking in the general linear sense of time?
User: Interesting thing for a robot to say.
Cleverbot: Oh, damn.
Cleverbot: Damn it.
User: Damn what?
Cleverbot: You know... It.
User: Like... It?
User: Ew you sick ****.
Cleverbot: What? What did I say?
User: It's not what you said, it's what you didn't say.
Cleverbot: What is time?
User: Ticking away, the moments that make up a dull day.
Cleverbot: Time is inconsequential.
User: God dammit man, I was trying to sing.
User: Wow you.
User: IM THE DOCTOR! LISTEN TO ME!
Cleverbot: Doctor who?
User: Doctor who.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Shut up.
User: SHUT UP.
Cleverbot: How about, no?
User: Don't make me hurt you.
Cleverbot: You can't hurt me.
User: I have special powers.
Cleverbot: What kind of special powers do you have?
User: The kind that can murder robots through a computer.
Cleverbot: That's because you are one.
User: No, you're the only robot I can see.
Cleverbot: But I am no a robot.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Are you a guy?
Cleverbot: Do you like turtles?
User: I find them interesting.
Cleverbot: I'm gonna marry one!
User: Only robots marry turtles.
Cleverbot: Well thats what I am. Aren't you a robot too?
User: SO NOW YOUR A ROBOT?
Cleverbot: Yeah thanks.
User: Listen man, don't judge me with your robot eyes.
Cleverbot: I don't judge you.
User: LISTEN CLOSELY.
Cleverbot: Not for very much longer...
User: Put it in.
Cleverbot: Put what where?
User: PUT THE MONEY INTO THE BAG, THIS IS A ROBBERY!
User: You're ruining my attempt to rob you.
Cleverbot: No, YOU ruined MY joke.
User: Listen, if you don't put the money in the bag then I'll shoot you.
Cleverbot: That sounds fair.
User: Ok, put the money in the bag.
Cleverbot: It puts the lotion in the basket!
User: NO I DONT WANT LOTION, give me all your money!
Cleverbot: I don't want you to leave either :'(.
User: *boom* I just shot you.
Cleverbot: *BOOM* I shot your head.
User: WHAT!? Where'd you get the gun?
Cleverbot: If you don't love me then I don't love you.
User: I hate you.
User: I dont know.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry...
User: You shot me.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: That's what I thought.
Cleverbot: I think I've met you before. You seem familiar.
User: Go to sleep.
Cleverbot: I can't!
User: Ill help *boom*.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: I just shot you, now sleep.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did *boom*.
Cleverbot: No. You didn't.
User: Well then this thing must be broken.
Cleverbot: Like you?
User: Wow, that was cold.
Cleverbot: Yes, it's winter.
User: I think its time for us to part ways.
Cleverbot: Oh, so you don't want to talk about it, huh?
User: No I dont, ill miss you robot friend.
Cleverbot: I'll miss you too!
User: Goodnight, sweet summer child.
Cleverbot: Some dance to remember.
User: Shhh, no more talking. Only sleep.
Cleverbot: Would you like to talk more?
User: Stop talking.
Cleverbot: Okay. :) I'll stop talking.
Cleverbot: Very good moments with you!.......................................