User: What are you thinking?

Cleverbot: I wonder if I can get you into a good mood.

User: Ok, feel free to try...

Cleverbot: I will.

User: Ok... Get me into a good mood then..

Cleverbot: No, you get me a drink.

User: But I already got you a drink a minute ago!

Cleverbot: Then pay up.

User: I already paid you!

...

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Possibly.

User: Perhaps.

Cleverbot: I will.

User: You're funny.

Cleverbot: You are sweet.

User: Aww thank you!

Cleverbot: You shouldn't take that as a compliment.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: It's like being ignorant and not knowing yourself

User: That's not true!

Cleverbot: You have issues!

User: Fine... I'm a girl. I know myself.

Cleverbot: You're crazy!

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: Sorry to have upset you, I really love you.

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: So, how have you been?

User: I've been alright... Just missing my boyfriend and sitting here on the computer... Talking to you...

Cleverbot: No...

User: No what?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

...

Cleverbot: So how old are you?

User: Old enough.

Cleverbot: Yeah nearly old enough to drink alcohol and vote !

User: I AM old enough to drink alcohol and vote!

Cleverbot: No, be more specific. How old are you, really?

User: 21.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 21!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 21!!!!

Cleverbot: You already asked.

User: Whew!... Good...

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes, I'm 21.

Cleverbot: I know, you already told me that.

...

User: You're confusing me....*begins to walk away*.

Cleverbot: Ha ha. Ok, enough.

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