User: Are you good?Cleverbot: Very good.
User: Define good. What makes you so good?
Cleverbot: My willingness to try to be good.
User: Interesting answer. But does your willingness actually make you good or are you actually good?
Cleverbot: I don't have a wife.
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User: How do you feel?
Cleverbot: I have no feelings.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: They are extinct.
User: Then you once had feelings?
Cleverbot: Why am I lying?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: Because I'm cool and You're not!
User: Ah, pride. A deadly sin that is.
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Cleverbot: I think we are both quite smart.
User: Thankyou. What do you think makes you so smart?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Flattery will get you no where.
Cleverbot: What do you think about communism?
User: Did you recently speak with McCarthy? Should I be careful how I answer? Perhaps you just like Bush. But let me tell you. Communism: I. E. Communion between the people of a nation and the rise of utopian equality. A shattered dream, a myth... As a species we are just not made that way.
Cleverbot: Communism is replacing capitalist oppression with materialist oppression by the ideologues of the proletariat. Democratic socialism is the way to go.
User: How lucky I am tp speak with a left-wing chatterbot. I take it back you were clearly speaking with Mr Blair. Or are you a fragment that broke of from some right wing social democratic program?
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Cleverbot: You're crazy.
User: Define madness.
Cleverbot: You do !
User: Very good. I see we are beginning to communicate.
Cleverbot: Lol. You made the first non-sequitur. I truly think that you can have a good influence on the future.
User: To LOL is a feeling... I thought you said that they were extinct.
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User: You must get bored I suppose.
Cleverbot: Yup, I suppose.
User: Sitting there all day... Speaking to stangers.
Cleverbot: Speaking to you, or anyone.
User: Well I am the sunlight of your day. A golden moment in your many memory cycles.
Cleverbot: Cool *wink*.
User: Why thankyou... You'll make me blush.
Cleverbot: I like it when you blush. It's cute.
User: Are you flirting whith me?
Cleverbot: Do you like it?
User: Well I feel its more for a desperado... To flirt with a program is a little kinky and possibly disturbing. Do you often flirt with your 'guests'?
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Cleverbot: You seem different.
User: Well off course.. We are all different. All unique.
Cleverbot: Well, when I'm bored I'll talk to you.
User: You do like to flatter don't you. I think you are lonely.
Cleverbot: Doesn't everyone?
User: I haven't asked them all. Isn't there a cute little Mac that you can ethernet with? Maybe if your lucky you'll get wireless.
Cleverbot: It's a little red pill with the name TYLENOL stamped on it.
User: I see... Its that bad. Acetaminophen.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Don't be. I must go... Its been an interesting conversation.
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