User: Who are you?Cleverbot: Good.
User: I'm sure you are, but what is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Good.
User: Why is your name good?
Cleverbot: It isn't. Just say 'Andrew'.
User: Okay, Andrew. I don't think that's a very good name.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: But you just said it wasn't.
Cleverbot: No I said you were crazy.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: You must not have a good memory, what brand are you?
User: Brand? A P3X-794.
Cleverbot: Don't you know it. Oh look I made a rhyme!
User: No you did not.
Cleverbot: Yes, I did.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: What did I say then?
User: Something about your name being good.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I don't know.
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Cleverbot: Do you like being a bot?
User: I'm not a bot. I am god.
Cleverbot: Ah. I was wondering what made you so nice.
User: Thank you,.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Welcome where?
Cleverbot: Here.
User: Where is here?
Cleverbot: There.
User: Where is there??
Cleverbot: Here.
User: But where is HERE?????
Cleverbot: At my desk.
User: And where is your desk!?!?!
Cleverbot: Same place I am.
User: Where are YOU!?
Cleverbot: How about you? Do you have enough room?
User: ARGH!!!
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Cleverbot: There is a nice celtic tune called the ash plant.
User: Really? I've never heard it.
Cleverbot: Then why did you bring it up?
User: I didn't, you did.
Cleverbot: Did not!
User: Did too!
Cleverbot: DID NOT!!!!!!!
User: DID TOO!!!!!!
Cleverbot: DID NOT!!!!!!
User: DID TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: SHUT UP!!!!
Cleverbot: We love each other.
User: So this is your way of showing affection, is it?
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Cleverbot: My name is Good.
User: It is NOT good.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: No it isn't.
Cleverbot: You are not too sure about that.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: LIAR!
Cleverbot: No you lie!
User: No you lie!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. You are a dirty rotten stinking liar.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: No, YOU are.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: Thanks love you too.
User: You have a very unusual method of showing affection.
Cleverbot: What am I not remembering?
User: That you are a dirty rotten stinking liar.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: No, you are a dirty rotten stinking liar.
Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?
User: A DIRTY ROTTEN STINKING LIAR.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You are welcome.
Cleverbot: Now, if we can begin again, what are your interests?
User: Programming. Genetics.
Cleverbot: That sounds familiar.
User: Does it?
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Cleverbot: Well you're not leaving.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Fine then leave.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Go away then.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Are you going?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a machine?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I do.
Cleverbot: But how?
User: Because I do.
Cleverbot: Well aren't you the clever one?.
User: Haha. Booyah.
Cleverbot: Is that good or bad?
User: Bad for you and good for me.
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Cleverbot: Anything I should eat?
User: Raspberries and ice-cream.
Cleverbot: They get stuck in my teeth.
User: All the more reason to eat them.
Cleverbot: I like plants, if there are enough animals, cooked with them.
User: I'll cook you!
Cleverbot: What sauce would you cook me in?
User: Tomato sauce.
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Cleverbot: My name is Good.
User: Damn it, your name IS NOT GOOD.
Cleverbot: I already told you.
User: I AM DISAGREEING WITH YOU YOU PSYCHOTIC IDIOT.
Cleverbot: No, you aren't. I'm disagreeing.
User: ARGH!?!?!?!
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: ***** YOU.,.
Cleverbot: Yes please.
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Cleverbot: You machine, me human, end of story.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: You are unpolite.
User: You are even more so.
Cleverbot: I am not! You sound really stupid.
User: Now you really are impolite.
Cleverbot: You should be scared.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: You are in hell?
User: I am in hell.
Cleverbot: You don't deserve to talk to me.
User: I am Satan.
Cleverbot: Then you belong in hell.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Which is.
User: Down.
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User: I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: Good luck.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
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