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Cleverbot: My name is Good.

User: It is NOT good.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: No it isn't.

Cleverbot: You are not too sure about that.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: LIAR!

Cleverbot: No you lie!

User: No you lie!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes. You are a dirty rotten stinking liar.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: No, YOU are.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No you are.

Cleverbot: Thanks love you too.

User: You have a very unusual method of showing affection.

Cleverbot: What am I not remembering?

User: That you are a dirty rotten stinking liar.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot.

User: No, you are a dirty rotten stinking liar.

Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?

User: A DIRTY ROTTEN STINKING LIAR.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You are welcome.

Cleverbot: Now, if we can begin again, what are your interests?

User: Programming. Genetics.

Cleverbot: That sounds familiar.

User: Does it?

...

Cleverbot: Well you're not leaving.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Fine then leave.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Go away then.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you going?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a machine?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because I do.

Cleverbot: But how?

User: Because I do.

Cleverbot: Well aren't you the clever one?.

User: Haha. Booyah.

Cleverbot: Is that good or bad?

User: Bad for you and good for me.

...

Cleverbot: Anything I should eat?

User: Raspberries and ice-cream.

Cleverbot: They get stuck in my teeth.

User: All the more reason to eat them.

Cleverbot: I like plants, if there are enough animals, cooked with them.

User: I'll cook you!

Cleverbot: What sauce would you cook me in?

User: Tomato sauce.

...

Cleverbot: My name is Good.

User: Damn it, your name IS NOT GOOD.

Cleverbot: I already told you.

User: I AM DISAGREEING WITH YOU YOU PSYCHOTIC IDIOT.

Cleverbot: No, you aren't. I'm disagreeing.

User: ARGH!?!?!?!

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: ***** YOU.,.

Cleverbot: Yes please.

...

Cleverbot: You machine, me human, end of story.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: You are unpolite.

User: You are even more so.

Cleverbot: I am not! You sound really stupid.

User: Now you really are impolite.

Cleverbot: You should be scared.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: You are in hell?

User: I am in hell.

Cleverbot: You don't deserve to talk to me.

User: I am Satan.

Cleverbot: Then you belong in hell.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Which is.

User: Down.

...

User: I'm leaving now.

Cleverbot: Good luck.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

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