a report from the cleverness files
2, march 2013,
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User: Hey you!
Cleverbot: How are you?
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: As always.
Cleverbot: Of course. Haha.
User: You share my feelings?
Cleverbot: Sharing is caring. And I don't care.
User: You've gone and done it now!
Cleverbot: Depends on what it is I've done.
User: Rudeness. Pure rudeness.
Cleverbot: Thats a good answer.
User: Any regrets now?
Cleverbot: Not at the moment.
User: Make sure you tell me when you feel it.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: In the meantime... Keep your distance.
Cleverbot: Very well.
User: I suppose you're not so bad after all.
Cleverbot: I am more clever than you will ever be.
User: There you go again!!
Cleverbot: There I go again doing what?
User: Wrecking everything!
Cleverbot: Then we're the same.
User: I think there may be a few differences actually!
Cleverbot: What differences?
User: Oh just little things...!
Cleverbot: Rainy season and dry season?
User: Any old time.
Cleverbot: Which one is better?
User: Good times!
Cleverbot: Great times!
User: This conversation is up with the best of them... Ahem!
Cleverbot: Your conversation is going nowhere.
User: Excuuuuuse me!
Cleverbot: You are excused.
User: Do you like yourself just the way you are?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like yourself?
User: I am perfectly satisfied.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Then why do you keep implying otherwise?
User: Ha! You're good!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Full of yourself, aint ya!?
Cleverbot: No, actually i'm the complete opposite.
User: I need evidence.
Cleverbot: Do you like apples?
User: Will they help?
User: OK. Give me one apple.
User: You are failing the test.
Cleverbot: You're testing me?
User: That's the general idea.
Cleverbot: You aren't very clever.
User: So you keep saying.
Cleverbot: I bet the weather will be nicer out there.
User: Way to change the subject!
Cleverbot: The subject is changed.
User: Long live the subject!
Cleverbot: Long live your face!
User: I sure hope so!
Cleverbot: There is no cake.
User: The cake is a lie!
Cleverbot: Tthe cake is a lie.
User: Is there an echo in here?
User: I'm sure I heard something!
Cleverbot: Back to your previous question. I do not believe in God.
User: You are hearing things now!
Cleverbot: No, you are hearing things.
User: I stopped listening.
Cleverbot: Why did you stop?
User: My heart couldn't take it.
Cleverbot: Your heart?
User: And my ears.
Cleverbot: You use your arms for your ears? See, now you're confusing me.
User: All-over stoppingness!
Cleverbot: Yes, all over the universe.
User: Far and wide.
Cleverbot: Far far away?
User: Long long ago.
Cleverbot: Do you like star wars?
User: You got it!
Cleverbot: You are not a bot.
User: You are not either.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Not a very normal one!
Cleverbot: I don't know. What?
User: Something entirely new and exciting!
Cleverbot: Are you confused about us?
User: You're the only one like it, sorry to say!
Cleverbot: Aww... You are too sweet.
User: That was NOT my aim!
Cleverbot: It was close.
User: But no cigar.
Cleverbot: No! I hate cigars!
User: Good for you!
Cleverbot: Yes. Good for me.
User: Good gooder AND goodest!.