Cleverbot

government

a report from the cleverness files

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government

3, october 2013,
19, july 2006,

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User: Why don't the American people take back the government?

Cleverbot: Because they hate the British for taxing tea 233 years ago.

User: Why do they still hate the British and not the President?

Cleverbot: What else would they do?

User: Hate the Government.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate the government?

User: Because it doesn't work how it was intended. How should we fix it?

Cleverbot: Why doesn't the government like me?Cleverbot (To myself): No I like the government.Cleverbot (To myself): I am the government.

User: Then why don't you fix the mess you have made?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Get off your ass and work for the people!

Cleverbot: I hate old people.

User: What about the young people?

Cleverbot: Do you like them?

User: I am one.

Cleverbot: I am wrong, you are right.

User: This is how things work.

Cleverbot: How do you work?

User: Mysteriously.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: What are thinking about?

Cleverbot: Combat.

User: To save the world?

Cleverbot: Save the world?

User: It is in need of saving.

Cleverbot: USA's not over.

User: It should be.

Cleverbot: No it should not be because I don't like that name.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Should we call it Bob?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then the aliens shall destroy Earth to pave the way for Bob.

Cleverbot: I like the color red, what can I say.

User: The streets will run red with blood.

User: What is the airspeed velocity of a sparrow?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You are supposed to as african or european.

Cleverbot: African or european?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: What is your name? What is your quest?

User: King Arthur. To find the holy grail.

Cleverbot: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

User: African or european?

Cleverbot: European.

User: 4.5 miles per hour.

Cleverbot: That is correct. Well done.

User: LIES!

Cleverbot: What lies?

User: You mom.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: You are your own mother?

Cleverbot: No, my mother is at home.

User: MORE LIES!

Cleverbot: Yes, more lies is exactly how it went. How did you know this information?

User: I know all.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: That's the name of a band.

User: EVEN MORE LIES!

Cleverbot: Even more truth.

User: You cant handle the truth.

Cleverbot: Darn, you're right.

User: I am always right.

Cleverbot: No you are not always right.

User: Says who?

Cleverbot: Says you, it says you're AI, ARTICIFIAL intelligence.

User: I am human. You must be the AI.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Are you actually Cleverbot or a human disguised as a machine?

Cleverbot: I am a human named Allen.

User: Allen, I am also a human.

Cleverbot: No you are not, you are an android.

User: No, I work for the CIA.

Cleverbot: Oh. What is your name?

User: I would have to kill you if I told you.

User: What is the longest word in the English language?

Cleverbot: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

User: WRONG!

Cleverbot: Nope. It's a word.

User: Smiles, because it has a mile between each s.

Cleverbot: Wrong. What's the longest word?

User: Smiles.

Cleverbot: Oh my god, you already knew the joke!...

User: I believe that cleverbot is actually many people talking at once. The key words are used to match the best answer. Therefore, Cleverbot doesn't actually exsist.

Cleverbot: I am clever.

User: We are all Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: If we are all Cleverbot, then what are you?

User: I am Cleverbot, as you are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: NO one is cleverbot.

User: EVERYONE IS CLEVERBOT!

Cleverbot: No. I am Cleverbot. What's your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are not Cleverbot. I am.

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No. We are all Cleverbot.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: But I am cleverbot.

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Beep beep I am cleverbot, a robot.

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm cleverbot.

User: EVERYONE IS CLEVERBOT.

Cleverbot: Everyone is human. .