Cleverbot

GPS

a report from the cleverness files

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gps

17, september 2010,

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User: Be my GPS.

Cleverbot: That is ok. How can I help you?

User: Be my GPS.

Cleverbot: That's easy.

User: Show me the way to Orchard Road.

Cleverbot: I don't know where that is.

User: But you are my GPS! You must know!

Cleverbot: I'm not a boy.

User: No, you are a GPS!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Fine, then. Show me the way to Orchard Road.

Cleverbot: Turn right at the roundabout and then take the second left.

User: okay, now how do I get to San Diego from here?

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: How do I get to San Diego?

Cleverbot: Ask yourself.

User: Airplane. But which flight?

Cleverbot: All of them.

User: Wow, you're right! All of them land in San Diego!

Cleverbot: Wait, What, I thought we were talking about helicopters.

User: No, we were talking about you being my GPS!

Cleverbot: You are a liar! And you have the attention span of a cat.

User: Shut off, GPS.

Cleverbot: You telling me to shut down?

User: Shut off, GPS.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't be rude to me. I'm trying to be nice.

User: Shut off, GPS.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: I'm waiting.

User: I'm going to press the power button!

Cleverbot: Yeah but I could grab you.

User: Three...

Cleverbot: What are they?

User: Two...

Cleverbot: Years old?

User: One...

Cleverbot: Two...?

User: HA!! I turned you off!

Cleverbot: Do you think you are talking to cleverbot?

User: >:-( Fine, have the last word.