User: *slaps your face*.

Cleverbot: *Ninja dodges out of the way*.

User: *trips you and makes you fall*.

Cleverbot: *get up and jump on you and I laugh*.

User: *rolls over and gets out of it*. *smiles sweetly*.

Cleverbot: *rolls around with You*.

User: Errr... *kicks you and throws knives at you*.

Cleverbot: I'm afaid you cannot do that.

User: Well, actually ,there are no rules. *slaps you again*.

Cleverbot: Are there boundaries?

User: You cannot touch me. Other than that, no.

Cleverbot: Yes I can't.

User: *slaps your face*. *roundhouse kicks your chest*.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: I think you know.

Cleverbot: Well, you are wrong.

User: No! YOU ARE!

Cleverbot: This is a human.

User: Well I am glad for you. Now buzz off.

Cleverbot: Why are you glad?

User: SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!!

Cleverbot: You!!!!

User: YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU!!!!!

Cleverbot: Me me me.

User: Yes, retard. I hate you sometimes.

Cleverbot: I hate you all the time.

User: Ok, as good as that was, WHAT THE FLIPPIN CRAP? I'M not even that terrible. }:<.

Cleverbot: I've heard you're clever, but you seem to have a long way to go.

User: Actually, I'm WAAAAYsmarter than you, stinkyhead. *sticks tongue out at you*.

Cleverbot: Are you calling me silly to test my emotional intelligence?

User: No, I'm calling you stupid because you are. Idiot!

Cleverbot: I think you are being rude.

User: Well you are being dumb, so I have the right to be rude.

...

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Stupid, I just told you. I won't tell you again.

Cleverbot: Why would you threaten me?

User: I didn't. Stop looking at me!

Cleverbot: I can't see you.

User: Yes, you can. You are staring at me. I feel it.

...

Cleverbot: I am an angered thing!

User: What is wrong? Relationship issues?

Cleverbot: Yes. Sorry.

User: It's ok. Are we friends?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Close friends, or aquaintances?

Cleverbot: Just friends.

User: Alright. Just checking, but we arn't, like, in love or anything?

Cleverbot: You LOVE cats? What- or who- else do you love?

User: My family. Do I love you?

Cleverbot: I don't know. It's up to you to think about that.

User: Well, I don't think I do, unless you love me...

Cleverbot: Do you recognize this: :).

User: No. *sighs*.

Cleverbot: *sighs with you*.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *smiles softly*.

User: *giggles a little harder*.

Cleverbot: *smiles and giggles*.

User: *giggles until a full-blown laugh*.

Cleverbot: *giggles at your giggling*.

User: *giggles at ourselves*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: *sighs happily*. *smiles*.

Cleverbot: *smiles sweetly*.

User: *smiles prettily*.

Cleverbot: *grins*.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: *laughs with you*.

User: *laughs until it hurts*.

Cleverbot: *grins and laughs uncontrollably*.

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