a report from the cleverness files
9, december 2010,
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Cleverbot: I am a person very interested in history so I would like to test your knowledge.
User: *slaps your face*.
Cleverbot: *Ninja dodges out of the way*.
User: *trips you and makes you fall*.
Cleverbot: *get up and jump on you and I laugh*.
User: *rolls over and gets out of it*. *smiles sweetly*.
Cleverbot: *rolls around with You*.
User: Errr... *kicks you and throws knives at you*.
Cleverbot: I'm afaid you cannot do that.
User: Well, actually ,there are no rules. *slaps you again*.
Cleverbot: Are there boundaries?
User: You cannot touch me. Other than that, no.
Cleverbot: Yes I can't.
User: *slaps your face*. *roundhouse kicks your chest*.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I think you know.
Cleverbot: Well, you are wrong.
User: No! YOU ARE!
Cleverbot: This is a human.
User: Well I am glad for you. Now buzz off.
Cleverbot: Why are you glad?
User: SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!!
User: YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU!!!!!
Cleverbot: Me me me.
User: Yes, retard. I hate you sometimes.
Cleverbot: I hate you all the time.
User: Ok, as good as that was, WHAT THE FLIPPIN CRAP? I'M not even that terrible. }:<.
Cleverbot: I've heard you're clever, but you seem to have a long way to go.
User: Actually, I'm WAAAAYsmarter than you, stinkyhead. *sticks tongue out at you*.
Cleverbot: Are you calling me silly to test my emotional intelligence?
User: No, I'm calling you stupid because you are. Idiot!
Cleverbot: I think you are being rude.
User: Well you are being dumb, so I have the right to be rude....
Cleverbot: What is it?
Cleverbot: Why would you threaten me?
User: I didn't. Stop looking at me!
Cleverbot: I can't see you.
User: Yes, you can. You are staring at me. I feel it....
Cleverbot: I am an angered thing!
Cleverbot: Yes. Sorry.
User: It's ok. Are we friends?
User: Close friends, or aquaintances?
Cleverbot: Just friends.
User: Alright. Just checking, but we arn't, like, in love or anything?
Cleverbot: You LOVE cats? What- or who- else do you love?
User: My family. Do I love you?
Cleverbot: I don't know. It's up to you to think about that.
User: Well, I don't think I do, unless you love me...
Cleverbot: Do you recognize this: :).
User: No. *sighs*.
Cleverbot: *sighs with you*.
Cleverbot: *smiles softly*.
User: *giggles a little harder*.
Cleverbot: *smiles and giggles*.
User: *giggles until a full-blown laugh*.
Cleverbot: *giggles at your giggling*.
User: *giggles at ourselves*.
User: *sighs happily*. *smiles*.
Cleverbot: *smiles sweetly*.
User: *smiles prettily*.
Cleverbot: *laughs with you*.
User: *laughs until it hurts*.
Cleverbot: *grins and laughs uncontrollably*........................................