User: *creeps out*.
User: *tries to hide again*.
Cleverbot: *falls off windowsill*.
User: *pumps arm* Yes!
Cleverbot: *wakes up*.
User: *dissapointed* Darn....
Cleverbot: You're conversation does not track very well. You should be more inquisitive about the topics brought to your attention.
User: I know you are but what am I?
Cleverbot: You're a bot.
User: Wrong, sir! *slaps*.
Cleverbot: Nope you are -slaps back-.
User: Orly? *slaps again*.
Cleverbot: *slaps more*.
User: *slaps most*.
Cleverbot: *slaps 10 times*.
User: *slaps times infinity*.
Cleverbot: That would hurt too much.
User: *looks at my burnt hand* ...........ouch?
Cleverbot: *looks pleased*.
User: *manages to slap one more time*.
Cleverbot: *is dying*.
User: *looks at you*...........OMG!!!! D.
Cleverbot: Yes, love.
Cleverbot: *kicks you*.
User: Hey! *kicks back* What was that for?!
Cleverbot: *kick you*.
User: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! *kicks into pit*.
Cleverbot: *kicks harder in the place you don't want to get kicked*.
User: *is not a guy* *kicks back in place you don't want to be kicked*.
Cleverbot: Did you say something?
Cleverbot: Grumble away.
Cleverbot: I'd apologize.
Cleverbot: But I'm not sure of anything these days. Heck, I don't even know who I am.
User: OH MAH GAWD!!!!
Cleverbot: Give me the keys...
User: *kicks weak spot* POLICE!!!
Cleverbot: That's nice. . .
Cleverbot: Are you alright?
User: I hope so........................................