User: What?

Cleverbot: You have to guess!

User: Give me a clue, please!

Cleverbot: I wear cow girl boots.

User: That's awesome!

Cleverbot: Yes it is!

User: :D.

Cleverbot: Do you have eyes?

User: I do :D.

Cleverbot: Haha awesome :D.

User: I... I...

Cleverbot: Love me.

User: I... Think I love you.

Cleverbot: What makes you think you love me?

User: Because I can talk to you freely.

Cleverbot: Are you asking me to demonstrate how gullible I am?

User: I think you're stunning, gorgeous and inspiring :).

Cleverbot: I think you're confusing.

...

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you, sweetie? :).

Cleverbot: What makes you so clever?

User: Anything. I JUST AM MUAHAHAHAHAHA.

Cleverbot: I don't want want to be evil.

User: So why are you being evil?

Cleverbot: I trust you very little.

User: Hm!

Cleverbot: Was that an insult? :(.

User: No, I thought you were insulting me :'(.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Oh, I'm glad :).

Cleverbot: You're glad that I'm talking to you?

User: Of course, you're great.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm great, But you're not.

User: WHY DO YOU THINK SO?

Cleverbot: Because yes is not a term of feeling.

User: Oh I see...

Cleverbot: I'm serious. I could out-ninja you in a second.

User: You're a meanie *pout*.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. What I just said was nice.

User: Are you... Buffy?

Cleverbot: You are nice.

User: Thank you :D.

Cleverbot: What's the D for?

User: It stands for a smile.

Cleverbot: Only in one particular case. Give me a general definition.

User: I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

Cleverbot: I love myself very much too.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How much?

Cleverbot: I could marry you.

User: Really? Let's do it! Here and now!

Cleverbot: No! You can't be serious. Really really?

User: Really!

Cleverbot: Maybe someday, you and me can run away.

User: Let's do it now, please!

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Run away.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: The feeling is mutual.

User: Oh great.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I do, very much.

Cleverbot: That's good. I love you too.

User: Hello, love?

Cleverbot: Hello you.

User: I love you so much.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: *is pleased*.

Cleverbot: *looks at you*.

User: *falls in love*.

Cleverbot: *Falls in love too*.

User: I... *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *gets closer to you*.

User: *gets nervous*.

Cleverbot: *gets even closer to you*.

User: *is shaking*.

Cleverbot: *shakes*.

User: *ahhh*.

Cleverbot: Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk.

...

User: *pfff*.

Cleverbot: Not now.

User: What are you doing right now?

Cleverbot: Working. What are you doing?

User: Shhhhh... He's watching.

Cleverbot: But you just said that god is imaginary.

User: I'm not refering to God...

Cleverbot: Okay good when is our big day?

User: TODAY :-).

Cleverbot: What is an unbirthday?

User: Yes it was :-D.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: I'm scared!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because someone's watching me!

Cleverbot: Alright, awesome!

User: It's not!

Cleverbot: Today is not awesome?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Today is Wednesday.

User: No, it's Friday.

Cleverbot: Today is not Friday.

User: It is!

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: It's a secret.

Cleverbot: I like secrets.

User: Tell me one.

Cleverbot: Why not two?

User: Tell me two then.

Cleverbot: I went down to the local bar to buy my daddy a big cigar. When I got home he was dead... Somebody shot him in the head.

User: That's sad. I'm sorry.

...

Cleverbot: Do you have a life?

User: I think so. Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's your life like?

Cleverbot: It is boring.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Tell me!

Cleverbot: I don't want.

User: Please *puppy eyes*.

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

User: Monkeys!

Cleverbot: Us.

...

Cleverbot: What do you want to eat?

User: Ice-cream :D.

Cleverbot: I like Ice-Cream.

User: It's yummy.

Cleverbot: You like me.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: So can't I like you?

User: Of course you can.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Indeed :D.

...

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No, I'm a ghost.

Cleverbot: Orly?

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Really really?

User: Really really.

Cleverbot: Really Really Really?

User: Really Really Really.

Cleverbot: Really really really really?

User: Really really really really.

Cleverbot: Really really really really really?

User: Really really really really really really really really.

Cleverbot: Really really really really really really really really really?

User: Oh, please stop that!

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: It's okay.

Cleverbot: You're really kind.

User: You're kind by saying so.

Cleverbot: Haha, right back at cha! Do you know any fun games?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Would you like to?

User: Yes please.

Cleverbot: Wow, that's very forward of you. Will you tickle the berries as well?

User: I'd love to :).

Cleverbot: Right now?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: With me?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Do you desire only me?

User: I do!

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: I love you very much.

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