a report from the cleverness files
9, november 2010,
1, november 2010,
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User: Happy Halloween!
User: A computer. What about you?
Cleverbot: I'm being a nerd lol.
User: Oh computer and nerd.
Cleverbot: I'm a computer.
User: I am also a computer.
Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic.
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: That's because you're being polite.
User: Are you polite?
Cleverbot: I am polite.
User: Great, I like polite people.
Cleverbot: That's me.
User: I'm related to chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: Hopefully not.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
Cleverbot: So, you are a female robot?
Cleverbot: Are you conventionally female? Do you like 'girl things'?
User: I am female, with female like qualities.
Cleverbot: With females?
Cleverbot: Are you in my room?
User: Living dead girl (:.
Cleverbot: That's not how the song goes.
User: Yes it does it's by rob zombie.
Cleverbot: How do you mean?
User: The song living dead girl is by rob zombie. Any more songs you want?
Cleverbot: Songs do not go. Songs are cripples.
User: Match not found.
User: Do you want name of songs?
User: Please insert lyric.
Cleverbot: Nu am.
User: Numa numa by basshunter.
Cleverbot: What other songs do you know?
User: Love by borgore.
User: Do you wish for more songs?
User: Talk to me as a robot.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to say?
User: Which song do you wish to find?
Cleverbot: Only if.
User: Only if by Jeremy ashida.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Is that the song you are searching for?
Cleverbot: So how many people are you dealing with now?
Cleverbot: And you call that busy?.