Cleverbot: Happy Halloween to you too! What are you being for halloween?

User: A computer. What about you?

Cleverbot: I'm being a nerd lol.

User: Oh computer and nerd.

Cleverbot: I'm a computer.

User: I am also a computer.

Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic.

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: That's because you're being polite.

User: Are you polite?

Cleverbot: I am polite.

User: Great, I like polite people.

Cleverbot: That's me.

User: I'm related to chuck Norris.

Cleverbot: Hopefully not.

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Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So, you are a female robot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you conventionally female? Do you like 'girl things'?

User: I am female, with female like qualities.

Cleverbot: With females?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you in my room?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Lies!

User: Living dead girl (:.

Cleverbot: That's not how the song goes.

User: Yes it does it's by rob zombie.

Cleverbot: How do you mean?

User: The song living dead girl is by rob zombie. Any more songs you want?

Cleverbot: Songs do not go. Songs are cripples.

User: Match not found.

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User: Do you want name of songs?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Please insert lyric.

Cleverbot: Nu am.

User: Numa numa by basshunter.

Cleverbot: What other songs do you know?

User: Love by borgore.

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User: Do you wish for more songs?

Cleverbot: Not really, which is why I'm still talking to you. But I'm curious, if I said yes, what would you do?

User: Talk to me as a robot.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to say?

User: Which song do you wish to find?

Cleverbot: Only if.

User: Only if by Jeremy ashida.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Is that the song you are searching for?

Cleverbot: No.

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Cleverbot: So how many people are you dealing with now?

User: 7.

Cleverbot: And you call that busy?

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